Well, what did we all expect when his story arc ended? That he’d stay to just fuck around?

You could always go the route of explaining how 20 of the 27 championships came before free agency, and the Yankees used their excessive number of farm clubs to lock up the best young players and keep them away from other teams.

I like Henry Cavill. Maybe he can get plugged into all the roles that Armie Hammer got kicked out of.

I know that it’s easy to say he’s good looking, he gets paid quite well to be impossibly muscular, and what straight man wouldn’t enjoy that kind of attention from women, so what does he have to complain about. But I’ve read multiple interviews with him where his feelings about his body and the unhealthy things he…

There is always a tweet.

Mary was at the top of the list for sure.

They’re filming season 2 currently. Way to avoid the ‘sophomore slump’, lol.

It was the disconnect for me between Utica’s self-positioning in previous episodes as being acutely concerned with being misinterpreted as offensive or appropriative and her merciless and unfunny fat and size-based attacks directed first at Michelle and Loni, and then again in the roast after ignoring their feedback.…

Does this Addison person think she is in the TLC “Waterfalls” video while filming this?  

And this is why guys who get all squirmy and scared whenever the topic of #MeToo comes up should always be suspect.

I qualified for the vaccine because I’m technically obese so thank you, Krispy Kreme, for making sure I qualify for the next one as well.

Even in the vile, sensory- and morally-assaulting, humorless void that has been 2020-2021, “Game. Blouses.” will never not be funny.

I’m getting major Matthew Shepard vibes from this photoshoot. I guess that’s a weird thing to say, but I thought Shepard was really cute back when his murder was getting a lot of media coverage, so this is my awkward way of saying Elliot looks so handsome, and I’m so glad we as a society have made enough* progress on…

The day after I got my first vaccine shot my partner and I were guilted into seeing two of his family members... we were masked, outside, and sat more than 6 feet apart...but 20 minutes into the conversation they casually mentioned that they had someone else over to their house earlier in the week and that person…

Being a better person than Jeff Bezos cannot be difficult.

It’s possible that Meghan was rude and it sucks.

Spot on. Prince Andrew’s alleged transgressions are a fair bit more serious than a vague report by an unnamed assistant about Meghan being rude to her that one time.