Them? They’re engaged!

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

So basically you’re signing papers at city hall and not really having a wedding. So what do you know about the stress of event planning? It’s cool that that’s what you want to do, but plenty of people feel pressured into having a major event.

I take it you’ve never planned a wedding.

First season was AMAZING (when Lucious put Jamal in the garbage, I cannot remember the last time I cried SO HARD for a tv show) and Taraji is my fucking Queen of Life...but its getting ridiculous. This is corny daytime soap opera territory. I just cant. Why do shows with an interesting premise and very very very…

Ah emotional labor. My husband bitched about how he has to put our son to bed when he gets home from work. Just brush his teeth, read book, put in bed: 20 minutes. I’m usually cooking dinner. He went on and on about how he got no time to decompress. I was like okay, sure I hear you. I’ll put him to bed (I already pick…

Then it isn’t just me!

Oh, HELL NO. But same, until my daughter was 2 and my husband told me he felt he was in charge of all the "entertaining" of our daughter. Seriously, don't F with a PPD mom who hasn't slept in 2 years. I made him list what I was doing while he was "entertaining." Hey, let's switch. YOU make dinner, do laundry, lunches,…

So he works from home and does none of the housework? What’s his excuse?

It's the "what's your excuse" with the assumption that this person is my ideal and if only my fatass would PUT DOWN THE DORITOS and lunge my way through the grocery store, I, too, could achieve that level of perfection. Yes, I want to be thinner. I also want to be less tired, so I choose naps.

Yes. My husband got on me for not working out. So I wrote out his schedule: get up at 7, sit on toilet for 25 minutes, stretch for 15 minutes, jog 45 minutes, cool down 20 minutes, shower for 30 minutes, eat cereal. Log into computer at 9(works from home) Logoff at 5. Day is finished. Go to gym for an hour.

This is something I was explaining to a man the other day. He’d written a blog about how “if you’re not fit, you’re making excuses.”

You earned the right to whine about it. I have a friend that’s also Type 1, I saw what she went through during her pregnancy. Y’all are amazing and I don’t say that just to be supportive, y’all seriously are. Pregnancy is hard enough without the addition of other complications, I bow down.

Here’s what 39 weeks looked like for her. She posted weekly photos all the way.

I agree 100% with the sentiment. But my reality was a bit different. Im a Type 1 diabetic so my pregnancy was essentially kale and exercise for 8 months and trust me, it really wasn’t what I wanted to do. I wanted all the cake man. All of it. I couldnt. It was fucking hard. I whined about it constantly. That said,…

Three years with no medical insurance and untreated hypothyroidism. Is that valid enough? Not sure how to suck up a chronic condition that could kill me.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

I know she is a horrible person but she is such a great TV personality. So gifable and quotable... I was very happy to hear she’s getting another show on VH1.

The real question though: Orlando or Las Vegas? I was kinda partial to Las Vegas and I will get really loud in defense of that statement.

All I could think about during the premier was