Megan trainer would show up in a fucking onesie. I hope Michelle’s boobs glare at her all episode
Where the fuck is Melania anyways, is she hiding w/ Shelly Miscavige?
Goddammit Drew you speak to my soul.
On Tumblr, Lorde responded to a concerned fan who asked how could she call herself a feminist, but then judge Kardashian for being a mother and posing nude. Lorde writes: “i retweeted kim’s amazing cover and wrote ‘MOM’, which among the youthz is a compliment; it basically jokingly means ‘adopt me/be my second mom/i…
My mil (who is a nurse practitioner) was in the room with me and kept being my white knight every time the nurse wanted to do something I didn’t. It was hilarious to me, she would just roll up on the lady and start backseat nursing.
YESSSS. I need more ‘maker’ reality tv shows. I love Project Runways, Great British Bake Off, Face Off, Ellen’s Design Challenge, and the Henson Puppet show. Give me a show where ppl have like 2 days to build a car and I will be in heaven.
ia, the whole closeted Jock thing is way more interesting. Though I do kinda wish they didn’t have him cheating on Midge.
Nope! He is also cheating on his gf Midge (who we haven’t seen yet) with Kevin Keller out in the woods where the boy Blossom got shot.
GIMBEL’S GETS IT’S REVENGE
This week’s “The Read” is going to be so epic.
So how the fuck does Missy release new music that makes you go “oh yeah, that’s my jam!” like you been listening to this song forever and you’re just glad it’s playing on the radio again...
She was so fucking smart(ass), I loved it! Nothing beats a 90's sitcom strong woman who’s not here for your shit.
YESSSS! I loved that show so much, I’m pretty sure Max is the reason I was going around telling people I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 9.
Because we have broad public records laws which allow incidents like this to be known w/o having to do a request. Instead it just gets printed in the paper.
Did anyone else read it as WW III?
OMG Jen from Appleton is such a bitch!
Sarah McLean! Specifically her Rules of Scoundrels series: https://www.goodreads.com/series/65529-the-rules-of-scoundrels
Who all is going to the RT convention this year? I want to go since it’s actually driveable, but the weeklong ticket is so expensive.