I still don’t understand why they really wanted us to believe people would pick whatsherface w/ the thin voice over Megan Hilty. It makes so fucking sense!

The shift in women’s identities that went along with joining the workforce brought yet another rich zone of maternal self-doubt, and attachment parenting was right there with some zesty data to make you feel extra shitty about all the time you spent away from your kids.

My Hamilton and ballet-loving toddler will be all about this. Plus, Julie fucking Andrews!!!

Jessica Jones! Also, all the documentary’s there are tons of great ones

I will forever remember Kid Nation because they let this poor kid dress up like a Wild Wild West Pimp

I will see your Brat Camp and raise you Kid Nation

Me too! I’m looking for a new tote and the stuff I’m coming across is literally hideous. For example:

At least someone got out of Defiance alive.

My husband didn’t know Amy Grant sang this song or big yellow taxi or house of love. he is getting educated tonight

Yeah but the Appleton Bath & Body Works is full of liars

As long as the Cappie/Dale bromance is still going strong I am totally down for this.

UGGGGHHH.

Unless you can afford a nanny, traveling with little kids very rarely feels like a vacation. “Making memories,” sure, but those blazing moments occur inside of days that can feel impossibly long.

Shit like this makes me so fucking angry. Tribes have every right to keep a child with family/tribe members who are willing to take in children. It wasn’t that long ago that white America was forcing native children into boarding schools to cut them off from their heritage and culture. We basically indoctrinated a…

Seperate checks are a thing guys, then you wouldn’t need to split one up. I’ve never gone into a resturant that couldn’t give everyone their own check at the end of the night.

I was obsessed with Clara Barton when I was in 3rd grade. I even made my Mom take me to our local Red Cross headquarters to talk to the employees about her.

Okay, I’m stumped...which movies are the murderer and uncle fucker?

wow, that is a really bad song. And I still like “About that Bass”.

Meh, I was more of a B*Witched fan.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I love this book so fucking much, my hot pink copy is held together with packing tape.

I read this book in 3rd grade, after my dad read it to “make sure it wouldn’t scare me” He had nightmares about IT and I didn’t...3rd grade me lorded it over him like the little asshole I was.