Oh please let Ted be the one to die.

You're the one whose baby had the tongue-tie right? I remember first hearing about those with my baby and thinking "oh it's a real thing not just a figure of speech?"

Fuck 'em. They're part of the problem, making people think that all you have to do is put the baby near the breast and everything will be sunshine and rainbows.

Yeah, I have sensitive nipples too and it was pretty much torture. BUT I also had lots of other things going on (like drowning my baby with my fast milk flow and her chomping down so hard) so it could be great for you!

I didn't "traditionally breast-feed" because it hurt like fucking hell and my baby would never get full and I didn't feel like sitting there for 4+ hours with tears on my face and a crying baby who was always hungry. So instead I pumped every 3-4 hours and bottle-fed my baby the milk that I pumped.

Can we also follow this up by telling new Moms breastfeeding is NOT easy? I had 3 hickies within the first 48 because my baby sucked so fucking hard it left welts.

Right smack dab in the panhandle sadly. There's one in Tampa and Orlando I know. I think there's one in Atlanta but it may have shut down.

I'm super jealous. I'm 6+ hours away from them and half their product would melt by the time it came to Florida.

The LUSH solid shampoo is the only thing that saves my hair from the Florida heat in the summer. Definitely one of the best things I've ever bought.

I hate the tights-over-skates look, but the weird fleshy gloves are even worse. I'm glad we don't use them in the States.

Thank you!

OHHHH, now I get it.

Okay, I just googled that name for about 5 minuses and I still can't find an answer...what does it mean?

Burt is THE BEST. I would steal him in a hot second.

TAL is fantastic and always always ALWAYS good. You have about 10+ years of archival footage to go through so it should last you a while.