This reminds me of a prior io9 article.

The silver lining I took away from this is that the U.S. Ambassador to Denmark is an openly gay environmentalist.

I've loathed this from the beginning. How can you call something Vampire Academy and it not be about a night school class in the 1940's to teach people to be Bela Lugosi impersonators, where all the students turn out to be actual vampires trying to cash in on Dracula.

Also you could argue that the ONLY reason Lord Business is a villain is because SPOILER TALK FROM HERE this Lego creation was inspired by the child's strict parent, who just so happens to be a guy in a suit

This "Ron Weasley is Time Traveling Dumbledore" is the most hilarious and ridiculous thing I've ever read...

Oh lawd, this is why I love the French so much. "They have not been lovey dovey in photos, which means HE IS A MAN WITH MAN NEEDS WHO IS FULFILLING THEM WITH BEYONCE! NATURELLEMENT"

But you cheat on her and talk shit about her on the internet? What a great husband you are.

This is my absolute favorite response yet. Yeah, I'm such a narcissist (do you know what that word actually means?). I'm sooo narcissistic that I put a link in the original comment that if people had clicked, probs would have explained the BSC joke. I'm such a narcissist that I was totally polite to the first…

Weird peripheral story: I know a family that knows Ann Martin, and she used some of their real names in the series. I was googling one of the family members the other day (I couldn't remember her job title), and discovered that there is fanfic about her. Well, not her, the character, but the character with exactly her…

I have a friend issue: this nerdy annoying girl named Mallory won't stop following me and my other friends around. We've tried to make it clear that she's fine but just not going to be accepted into our clique, but...it's not sticking. To make things more complicated, she's pretty close with this girl Jessi, who we…

We traveled in the same circles and knew some of the same people and he saw me with my girlfriends wearing a big silly bride-to-be tiara and said, "Hey. Do I know you? What's your name?" and we just clicked. I got married 7 days later. But my poor first husband wasn't that into me—it was marriage o'clock for him and I…

I was like:

God I miss JNCO's. That's been my rallying cry during this whole 90's fashion revival: wake me up when they bring back JNCO's (or Levi 55s/60s).

In July of 2012, I was enjoying my summer vacation (I'm a teacher) and was scouring the Internet for ways to indulge my healthy obsession with "The Hunger Games" book series. One evening, I stumbled upon a HG podcast and listened as voices chatted and joked about casting rumors for the second film, "Catching Fire." As…

Picture it pussycat: rural Connecticut, 1997. The local teen center was holding a punk show. I wore my coolest outfit—black Jncos and a Pink Floyd t-shirt with Doc Martens. Monsieur was wearing a black trenchcoat. I went up to him and told him I was going to flirt with him. He said okay, so I did.

I met my husband at a bar during my bachelorette party for my first marriage. (He was not a stripper, since people always ask that.) It was an awkward time in my life.

( Image: The Thursday Next series starting with the Eyre Affair)

Oh yeah. "Turn over!"

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.