Oh, between that and drag queens, they will SO speculate that we lived in a matriarchy and that passing as a woman was a way to gain social privileges!

There is always a token non-white person (that may be black, but usually just something like latino or Persian) that they eliminate on the first day, right? Or did they stop with that pretending and just got to casting only white people now?

Don't forget also being white - As far as I know a black person has never won either the Bachelor or the Bachelorette.

what I hate is that in store they have the maternity section right next to the plus size section - and they're not separated really except for the overhead sign. More than once I have accidentally wandered into the maternity side.

I don't think they even happen at college football games that don't involve SEC teams. Those folks are crazy.

I guess you've never heard about the opening of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring?

Aha! My "No no no, I will not give or throw away a single book they are all precious gifts!" people are here! Yes? I'm so glad! Because I have a deal to make with you: you don't have to get rid of a single book from your collection, but in exchange you can maybe spend a little extra time dusting and generally caring…

I don't make my bed because of dust mites

I got made fun of through all of high school for having "booty for a white girl" and guess who's laughing now? ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Redhead here. I was teased all through grade school, but who's laughing now? I think it's hilarious that some of the girls who teased me spend hundreds of dollar now trying to get my same hair color. Good luck with that, bitches.

She really obviously had butt implants. Her butt doesn't move at all. I have a really muscular butt (I work out as much/more than her) and mine still moves. The way her butt sits when she's doing lifts etc. makes it pretty obvious she got implants. She'd admitted to having worked in a plastic surgery office in the…

Urgh! Agreed on Piz. Have you ever noticed how the "perfect guy" is always a white dude with a stable job from a secure home? It irks me.

Oh, for christ's sake. I was at Cambridge for undergrad. Here's why this is wrong:

Here is an excellent short article about the custom, with some incredible photos of burneshas.

I would get my period the second I put that on.

Sounds silly, but depending on the cut of the peplum and the shape of the wearer it can totally work, but you have to find the right combination of the two and most don't, so it usually looks like ass (see all of Kim Kardashian's peplum ensembles.)

My ma was, among other things, a business/marketing major in college. One year they had to do a modeling unit and she decided "Hmm, I could do this for some extra cash!" And thus she became a model. She was a pretty good runway model too- got quite a few big job offers for album covers and the like- but she turned…

Holy crap. I've been selling my car for about 2 weeks now and I've gotten all sorts of crazies(more so than usual). This guy and the guy who texted me would make a perfect match.