If you move the hypon over though, that happens all the time.

The baby was less than 8 lbs, I think the placenta weighed more than she did.

Don't you just love it when you can fit into pants at the waist but not the thighs?

In the past 1 1/2 years I've gotten pregnant and had a baby. I don't even know wtf my body is anymore. Early 30's and around 5'7 - 5'8 tall

Also Alice in Wonderland XXX was pretty good. I think there was a shot of a dancing box of Cream of Wheat in that one, but I have no idea why

Schmidty!

Oh God THIS.

I try to post all baby photos into a specific album, that way if people don't want to see new photos but leave me unblocked they should be able to 'unfollow' the album and not get those updates anymore.

High-five student teachers!

Woah, they didn't allow you to work? I had to take off work for a semester because I couldn't do an internship and work at the same time, but if I wanted to work nights or weekends they couldn't have stopped me. Was that a condition of the program or just some asshole prof.?

Seth Green looks soooooo good with a beard. UNF

I hate her voice. She always sounds so bored when she's singing, there's no emotion whatsoever. "Come and Get it" might have actually been a decent song if she sounded like she actually wanted someone to come and get it.

Hey, I don't know if you know about this website (or if you even need it anymore) but my friend had trouble BF'ing and she said it really helped her to feel better about everything.

Oh yeah, Tom Petty is not a pretty man.

Nope, this is an "American Girl." And a real singer/songwriter.

My puppy at 8 months was smarter than my baby at 8 months.

Oh yeah, Vimes with an aether-gun and Granny with a broomstick with projectile bombs? It would be AMAZING.

HUMA ABEDIN PRETTY. HUMA ABEDIN NICE.
Huma Abedin like red lipstick! Help get Huma Abedin through tough times! Like pant suit for face!

Hey hey hey.

I didn't even know that Kotaku had posted this...