I got into a argument last week with a guy who said Midwive's aren't medical professionals and hate science.

I had one insurance at the start of my pregnancy (United Healthcare) and had an HMO (which is a great local company) at the end of my pregnancy.

Remind me to post pics of my baby's Halloween costume for you.

I also love the commenter in grey who "wants to get into Spider-man" but can't because "there's no Peter Parker".

Spider-who?

Along with my husband I had my Mom, my MIL and my SIL. I have no clue why they all wanted to be there but it's always nice to have people looking out for you when you're not fully coherent.

I think I'm in love with you now. #COTD

Please tell me that Sheik will stay far, far away from this train wreck.

So what is on the Crab Rangoon pizza then?

I was talking about this with my husband the other day, how of all the celebrity's that we talk about online and in real life, and that you wouldn't say half that shit to their face because you're either a decent person and don't want to hurt their feelings or because you're a coward.

And all my videos of baybeh end with close-ups of her eyes as she tries to eat the camera in my hand.

CONGRATS!!

Like people or like tiny french pastries? Because non on the people and oui on the pastries.

I didn't see anyone else saying why 20 years was the sentence, so here's my 2 cents.

Here's a picture of my puddin' head. We think she's pretty cute.

See, I'm trying to NOT feel this way about my baby. I don't want her to grow up to think that because she's cute she can get away with stuff.

Of course her name is Aaryn. OF FUCKING COURSE

I don't know why I find this series so funny, my kid isn't even old enough to watch TV yet.

Oh my god it so is. I'm glad you're enjoying it so thoroughly!

Christmas Cake! Nobody wants to eat it on the 26th. Though I think that's more of a Japanese term.