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NO SCHMIDT NO MOVIE

See how she disdainfully stares in the camera?

My 8 month old inherited my "bitch face", but with her fat baby cheeks she just looks like The Godfather or Winston Churchill.

Nice! If I have another one I might see about getting that done. By the last month or so I could barely walk without getting winded. I couldn't even climb a flight of stairs at work without pausing on the landings.

I know that when the ADA first came out, pregnancy was one of the 'disabilities' but I think they took it off the list because some groups got pissed off about "the miracle of life being called a disability". I don't think it's a bad thing to call pregnancy a disability, I know that towards the end of mine I would

Does this mean that people with obesity fall under the ADA now? Or will be eligible for other forms of legal protection?

Yep, that stuck out to me as well. I love that he acknowledged that people did get hurt. It's a much classier response then "It's just a joke, get over yourself".

Remind me never to show you the Harry Potter "Reborn" dolls then

Baby Mrs. Patmore does not approve of the shenanigans in the kitchen.

but when a company pushes the wrong way at the wrong time, I form a fairly permanent grudge

The formula we brought home from the hospital saved my sanity though. Baby wouldn't nurse for more than 10 minutes ever hour and each time it was toe-curling agony for me.

OH MY GOSH REALLY? I am so shocked

That little girl is way to cute! That hair bounce at the end

YES THE TONYS.

The beautiful thing about mini's is that you can just paint over any exposed skin that you don't like and call it armour.

Quick question - is the dryer really the ruiner of ALL clothes?

I much prefer Underpants Gnomes to the God of Hangovers.

I think it tastes like sweetened condensed milk (at least mine does).

As someone who trained to be a Weeki Wachee mermaid when I was a kid, this makes me really sad.

I can't wait for the next episode!!