Don’t buy the jars of spices, buy them by the tablespoon from the bulk section of the market. That way they’re fresh and you go through them more quickly. Plus they’re so cheap that way. I just put them in tiny 4 oz mason jars and put a sticker on the ones I can’t identify by eye/smell readily. I have them on a lazy…

you can do peas and rice, but my creole heart needs my beans and rice. 

Fresh: chives, sage, rosemary, mint, basil

I have a recipe that calls for rainbow chard in the stuffing but it’s really good. It’s from Sunset magazine. 

Rice pudding. 

I think he has issues with reading combined with poor vision and doesn’t want to wear glasses. When he used to make fun of Obama for using a teleprompter, I think it was so he could look all strong and shit (in his mind) but was cover for the fact that he has a hard time. 

she said “slur” so that the GOP can continue in on its “pOc aRe tHE rEaL rACisTs” bullshit and try to smear AOC as anti-white. They know exactly what bullshit their base will slurp up. 

logged in just to say this. Whoever it is should be beaten and then fired. 

someone explained the shitting behind the toilet/on the wall to me (after I found it and started crying and I’m a grown-ass woman who drinks her whiskey neat but that was just too much and did I mention I now work from home?)

there’s even a medical term for it; “nursemaid’s shoulder” 

She was based on the televangelists of the 1970s, so just read up on Phyllis Schlafly or someone like that and you’ll be there.

i worked in a restaurant and a customer would come in and look at porn on his laptop. We alerted the owner and asked him to do something about it but he was one of those “the customer is always right” assholes and so we would give him the shittiest service possible. If he wanted a refill on his drink, we would just…

what I don’t get is people who use hand sanitizer when soap and water are available. That grosses me out more than anything. 

uh I can’t believe anything he says after he claims that he hooked up with Peppermint Patty. That girl hasn’t ever wanted any dick; black, white, or purple.

thank you, I keep on hearing people say that it’s live action and i’m like WORDS HAVE MEANINGS FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

I went to Thailand this year and the heat plus the moisture not made me sweat in places I didn’t even know had sweat glands, but I always felt like I was breathing through a sponge. At least the food is light and the spice makes you feel refreshed in a weird sort of way. Plus icy cold towels and some of the best air…

since i’m from a place with real winter weather, I always say “you don’t have to shovel rain” and keep on stepping. I also like that if you’re cold, you can put on a pair of socks, or make some hot chocolate, or a spiced cider, or cuddle up. When it’s 900 degrees, eleventy hundred percent humidity, and you wish you…

I actually cried when I was in Stockholm at how well run everything was. Now if it wasn’t so cold and expensive, I’d swim beside you for the trip. My FUCKIT ALL country is France. I speak the language, not too cold or hot, and the people are just the right kind of bitchy/argumentative but still will care about you and…

I ate these in Milan this summer. (no I’m not one of those people who can’t stay away from fast food, it’s that i don’t eat fast food in America and I get my one dose in Europe every year because I know it’s actually food and fuckit i’m on vacation and can eat garbage for one meal.) They were very salty and very…

A friend brought a cake to my house that was chocolate with a glaze and marshmallow filling and just one bite made me wonder if I could actually eat a Ding Dong now or would it taste like chemical mess. I don’t want to ruin my memories.