It’s a good fight on behalf of the constitution. 

Yeah, it’s so sad and preventable. As a black woman, tho, I do know the fuckery first hand from “medical professionals.” There’s one nurse in my doctor’s office who is not allowed to talk to me. I mean, I know it’s in my chart that she can’t because I WENT OFF on her once when she tried to give me the “well,…

That’s exactly what I was thinking of. 

There was an article about the woman who handles their social media and she is amazing. Google it. 

I don’t want to be a “but actually” person but pneumonia does kill healthy people because they don’t take it seriously enough. If she’d been feeling like this for two weeks, that’s 10 days too long to not be in care of a physician. People die of sepsis and those kinds of infections are like the old math problem where…

makes W look like a wordsmith. 

I love watching/listening to the BBC for this same reason. Hold peoples’ feet to the fire and call a lie a lie. 

Sometimes I wish I was around people like this so I could unleash the last two years of rage onto them live and in person. 

Because they believe in the myth of the American Dream and they’re one *bright idea* away from being in the 1%.
heh. 

dummies in internet comments.

why not just piss in the tub? 

apparently there are men who believe that wiping one’s own ass (if male) makes one “gay.” Toxic masculinity rots the brain. 

i need one of those. 

Grocery store chocolate is garbage, but the higher end bars? omggggggg. So worth the $8 and you won’t scarf them down in one sitting and sit there in stomachached shame. 

I know Penny Lane and I asked her what she thought about the movie and she was like “IDGAF I’m just happy they got someone really hot to play me.” She’s a hoot in real life. 

24 Hour Party People is the best music movie imo. 

I give up booze and candy every year during lent after the long stretch of Halloween-Thanksgiving-Hanukkah-Christmas-New Year’s-Birthday debauchery. Booze can be done without an afterthought. I have dreams of being denied candy. 

hanging upside down on the monkey bars from your legs only and then swinging and flinging your legs with such momentum that you flew off and landed on your feet. Aah, the good old days. 

both of my ankles would shatter on impact. I threw out my back sneezing a few years ago and now I have a “special” way so that it doesn’t happen again. Getting old is bullshit. 

basically you buy asparagus for the two free rubber bands.