mine is shorter; that kid’ll get hungry in a day or two.
i was the slowest eater when I was a kid. I was the reason that everyone didn’t have to sit at the table until I was finished. I would sit there and pick at my food and cry and say “stop rushing me” and then my parents would get all pissed off (like you probably do) and then it’d be a Big Thing. At some point, I grew…
His “moved on her like a bitch” was “I wasn’t successful and I looked like a bitch”
she’s not 100% African so she can STFU and sit the hell down.
I know. Every time I go somewhere new, I want to live there for a few months. I need to find a barrel of money.
all of the other ones I was like “okay” but that made me turn my head like a dog who’d heard a whistle.
I really hate it when a man’s assholery is blamed on some woman declining to date him. I mean would you volunteer yourself to get with someone like that? Then why would you expect some poor woman to have to jump on that grenade.
I bet it’s more like he pays a domina to dress up in those uniforms and beat him and call him dirty Jew. He’s the picture you see when you look up “shonde” in the dictionary.
whenever I say “it’s up to white people to stop racism” and I get pushback from my more mealy mouthed white acquaintances, I say “black people have been fighting against racism for a few hundred years. If it was up to us you don’t think that shit would have already been solved or do you think that we would sign up for…
I dressed as Moss for my city’s comic con. It was a BIG hit.
In my city there are separate numbers if you want an emt sent out but it’s not 911 (immediate danger) worthy. It’s really nice to call them and not have a cop all up in your face.
oh yeah that’s probably a $5000 wig. It looks nice. Kellyanne srsly needs a wig, but a weave would rip out any hair she has left.
Every time I see her I can’t believe that we’re only like 5 years apart. Her 50th birthday was on Inauguration day. I was more shocked by that than 45 being sworn in.
because then she’d be bald because her hair is so unhealthy the weave would pull out/break off any hair she actually has left. She needs to stop bleaching it and cut about half of it off. But the GOP doesn’t like brunettes so she needs to keep up the Aryan Gold at any cost.
That is true, but food writing is also about an adventuresome palate. If you think that a lot of foods served at their optimal cook temperature are gross, then there are a lot of things that you’re not going to adequately be able to write about.
you sort of kneel with your partner’s head between your thighs and your face more on their chin and chest. Their hands can be under your thighs to support you and let them take a breath if they need to. Also if you are leaning against the headboard you can really go to town in this position. The active partner (the…
or a person who has a really bad autoimmune disorder and that and the meds don’t make her look perfect like all of the other snatched plastic surgery faces you know tomato/tomato
that line read as especially galling to me too. They won’t be raising their families alongside of anyone they killed. FFS.
I’m not trying to pile on, but were you one of those dullards who thought that white supremacy only meant people in the dark of night with hoods and a burning cross? This is how these things flourish because you’re probably a “good” person who went into being an immigration attorney because you wanted to help people…