I was like “I’m a super dirtbag” because I knew exactly what concert Eleanor was referring to and my brain recalled the image in all of its glory...

between this and My Crazy Ex Girlfriend, the dumb jock azn is going to become a trope! Just look at Single Parents (actually don’t because it’s terrible.)

I hope you haven’t seen the news today...

i just imagined Eleanor watching dude/dude porn eating popcorn. 

Because plenty of people will keep in touch in a long distance relationship. Breaking up is more final. 

I’m not saying I don’t have unconscious bias, but when I was a server/hostess, I would seat larger people at tables where I thought they’d be more comfortable which had bench seating or booths. Those tables tended to be to the sides or back of the restaurant. I’m not a small woman either (14-16 on a good day) and…

if you also notice, she says “white people darkening their faces and black people lightening their faces/dressing as other races” bitch no. This is about black face, not some “everyone does it and it’s wrong.”

But they don’t mind when lead is pumped into children. 

any time a normie starts in on “identity politics”  and how any of us who aren’t a cis het white dude are alienating people who would ostensibly be on “our side” if we would just shut up about “niche” issues, I want to HULK SMASH and then after I get out my rage and aggression, calmly explain that if a person is…

Like a screen door in a hurricane. My friends are so disgusted with me whenever I profess my lust for Adam Levine. I’m also a little disgusted with myself but

i want to be Aunty Entity Tina one year. WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER HERO!!

I’m not married and childless and nearly 46. The asshole things people say to me is astounding. Concern trolling IRL

I used to work across the street from a second-run theater so if I had a long/hard day at work, I’d just go over and have a pint and a slice and watch a movie. I saw Toy Story 3 after such a day, and I was such a fucking wreck. I was crying the big ugly cry, I was mad at the movie for making me feel that way, and I…

Exactly why I rarely go to my office Summer Event. Don’t want to be 1-2 hrs away from the city on a weekend day WITH MY COWORKERS ADN THEIR KIDS. 

I’ve always said that if I had a scholarship foundation, it wouldn’t be the kid who gets all As and is a perfect angel, it’d be the B- student who might act up a bit. That kid might have issues like being financially dependent on abusive parents and that’s stressing her out and she’s unable to cope...*AHEM*

yeah. 

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unfortunately that shit is still going on...

pjs are strictly for wearing outside of bed. Nekkid allows all of your bits to air out. I bet these people constantly smell like fromunda.

i love this show because some of my oldest friends are just fundamentally crappy people and that dynamic is so perfectly captured by these two. Also the wide range of “blackness” is also fun. I might also be a fundamentally crappy person too and I enjoy yelling at people in the office so there’s that. 

I still have a stripe in my fingernail from a door slamming on it when I was going to ballet class. And yes, the teacher came to see why I wasn’t with my cousins about 10 minutes later and I was just sitting there resigned like “I guess hand-stuck-in-the-door is my life now”

I was a melancholy kid.