compost is organic and useful. Kanye is a bag of hepatitis needles and used band-aids. 

I work from home and I’m about 30% more productive from home because I don’t have 1001 coworkers stopping by to chat, no shitty fluorescent lighting humming above me, I can pee/poop in my own toilet, I can cook whatever food I want or order postmates, and I’m not wearing underwear. 

or the one where he said he was going to sabotage her birth control to get her pregnant? That was some weird and sick shit. 

IKR RIGHT. SHE’S A GODDESS. 

I feel the same way. I rarely eat chicken because I hate the fuckers when they are alive. I do eat eggs tho. I will consume eggs like they are literally giving me life and no other foodstuff will suffice. 

i hope he has burning hemorrhoids and always has a pebble in his shoe.

OMG HIS HAND *IS* TINY. I always thought it was an absurd joke!

this is why I don’t fuck with most Americans who call themselves Christian. So ready to trash and tear down people but then talking about G-d and the opportunities they’re getting with their “blessed life.” What version of the g-d do you know who condones that kind of nonsense behavior?!?

so many questions. 

They’re the American Taliban. Rules are for other people. Sexual purity is for women. 

well, in some social circles, the parents did supply the alcohol. Same thing of “the rules are different for us.” I went to prep school and the things some of those kids did back in the day makes me shudder to remember it.

This is the “he never treated me this way (until you found you he really did treat you that way and then you’re horrified)“ Another peek into how republican women think.

that’s really unusual. I wonder what lines she’s on because the major lines have a bus running every 12-15 minutes so there’d be another to replace it. I haven’t had a car since I moved here 20 years ago and primarily use public transport 

Ask Jeeves. 

thank you for this because that hissing video scared the crap out of me. 

what in the actual fuck was that. 

I can’t stop thinking about the tv show New Amsterdam with a guy who was an immortal and him solving crimes and shit in New York City. It was amazingly terrible and great at the same time. 

the over the top ness of the show was what made it so great. It was excellent terrible television.

i agree, they have a twisted idea of what is funny since they’ve always been on the top of the heap. I say this as a liberal elitist myself, but you have to have some kind of struggle/pathos/weirdness to have truly groundbreaking comedy. 

i read this in the tune of Bojack Horseman