DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE…

I usually think “hey there’s a pot for every lid” but if I was going for a honey trap, I’d go with someone less “meh” looking. She must be able to suck a watermelon through a water hose or something because she looks unremarkable at best. 

I would punch Ted and trip Kavanaugh. 

“Oh I didn’t see you”
K. You didn’t see 5'7" GIANT FRO 180 lb me? Girl, why you lying?

Yeah how does she only have 1.5 mil in assets. Regular folks have that much if you have real-estate in California and a few cars and a 401k. Damn.

if I was Aretha’s child I would have jumped up and smacked the taste right out of his mouth. 

I go to a white Episcopalian church. People come in anything from being homeless to Chanel suits. Plus it’s the Pacific NW so there’s always someone in tevas and shorts no matter what the season. 

I hope they both go to prison. 

yeah, you just sit there and it moves on out. If you’re sitting there straining then you need more fluid and fiber in your diet. I mostly eat real food with a lot of water, tea, and wine and I poop once when I wake up and once in the afternoon and then before bed. In college I would poop about half an hour after every…

this is Australia. Garbage food is mostly only garbage in the USA because we dgaf about food regulations. 

that show was the best, and also I’m worried that Malcolm Barrett doesn’t seem to be aging all that well. 

https://heavy.com/news/2018/09/zina-bash/

is it double dipping when you’re doing it in your own sauce (or soda as the case may be?)

I saw a commercial yesterday and not only found out that a frosty is only 50 cents, but that vanilla frostys exist. I may have to get in on that. 

Garrison Keillor is an Episcopalian. 

for me it depends on the level of the relationship. Casual nothing sex; didn’t really want to hang out with you anyways, so why am I going to bother to try to be your friend? Real relationship that just didn’t work out for whatever reason? Friends. Love of my life who got away? Too painful to be around and can’t be…

I’ve lived in Oregon and I’ve lived in Minnesota. The white people in Minnesota at least have an interesting culture. In Oregon it’s just “white.”

No, because she thinks “articulate” is a compliment and that bitch has nothing complimentary to say about black people. 

https://www.greeneforstate.com/

First of all what a dick. Second of all, he lives in Portland OR and is all “this place is full of liberal whiners” and he’s Asian and has the nerve to be all “they come here with their different culture.” MAN GTFOOHWTBS.