I didn’t see the Challenger live because my school said that us in the higher grades had already seen a space shuttle launch so we needed to stay in class. But the K-3 classes were watching in the library...yikes. 

Waiting tables isn’t hard? Haaaaaaaaaa. Okay. Physical, mental, and emotional stress for 5-7 hours when you’re probably hungry and thirsty. Coolio. 

Well he is on his mom’s side at least because one of her ancestors was a royal mistress. 

penis is bad. And one of the most awesome last 2 minutes of any film.

Lindsay Graham was McCain’s best bud. Idk if he’d want to have to work with Trump like that.

If your family emigrated in the 1920s, they were white by the 1960s. GTFOOHWTBS. 

JibJab still exists. 

Well he voted against MLK Day being a holiday and was a HUGE supporter of the war in Iraq for starters.

I know that if a man my age said this about an 18 year old woman I’d be grossed out, but I’d hit it. I’m now going to go and smack myself. 

messy bitches who live for drama

When the commercials started, I thought it was a parody with those jug ears looking all dumb. I want to think that Jack Ryan is a badass, not some paper pusher who failed upwards. 

omg so he’s super stupid too. 

Pence is the guy who doesn’t participate in the frat’s gang rape because he knows it’s wrong but doesn’t do anything to stop it and then tells the cops after it happened. Element of chaos. 

I co-sign on all  of the above except logrolling. That shit’s hard. 

let your brie air for a bit. The ammonia smell is part of the cheese, but shouldn’t be overwhelming. 

he’s not of sound mind now, so i feel like you’ve lost your window. But he’s a narcissist so anything will be all about him.

that dummy just wanted the hottest of hot takes. He sure showed us ladies how dumb we are.

boil and freeze the water for pasta so you are prepared ahead of time. 

there are only two good ways he dies; right quick while he’s still in his first term, or years from now in prison as a footnote to history. 

I had a boyfriend who would use any story/anecdote I told him as his own cocktail party banter, and he was really good at the “I’m a white guy so I have authority” so I once made him cookies and told him that not only do cookies taste better when warm, but when you take them out of the oven, they’re still giving off…