we can worry about that tomorrow. TODAY WE FEAST. 

i have eczema and my doctor recommended using a white washcloth (so that your skin isn’t irritated from any dyes) and my skin has become way better. I only use those shits once and then they’re washed. Also, I got a pack of 20 from IKEA for like $4. Easy. 

especially GILFs with some sunken chest, barely legal Eastern European boy. Makes me feel like the feds are going to swoop in because there was a thumbnail of possible kiddy porn. 

the day after Independence Day our local grocer had the bigass sour patch kid red white and blue bags for like $4.99. Since I grew up in a “no sugar” household, I still think of it as more sinful than any other foodstuff, but I also max out really quickly. I just finished that bad boy a few days ago. It felt awesome. 

housework, haircare, and quiet train cars. 

i didn’t know I needed that before you said that. 

clothing off of the rack will not necessarily fit, you should have things tailored. A good dry cleaner will have tailoring services as will better department stores.

All of those parents need to be exposed for threatening a child. Fuck all of them. 

Whitesplaining has many forms; letting a POC know about their culture since the POC only lived it, the white person really studied it. It can be a white person explaining things like college, or having a dad at home, or international travel without even imagining that the POC they are talking at (not to) has…

when I started watching Outlander I was like “Is Tobias Menzies the person who casting directors think ‘I need a craven weasel’” but omg so hot. 

what you choose to wear is changeable. In fact you usually change your clothes every day. If we were commenting on how her body looks in those clothes and if she should or should not be able to wear it or judging her femininity or lack therof, then that would be “judging her on her appearance.” But I bet you knew that…

the chicklet teeth are so weird. I get compliments on my teeth all of the time, but they’re teeny tiny and not bright white! I think that when I smile, you see teeth and you see a lot of them but they fit my face because that’s what nature gave me. I’m sure that a less talented orthodontist would encourage me to get…

who thought that? 

aw man, I should be ungreyed by now. I have so many things to say!!

some of us greys aren’t racist pieces of shit. 

i wonder if we know each other. 

this is an unfair depiction. You know Fox News would never have a brunette, let alone two and one’s fat? Sheesh, you libtards.

it’s like “In Duh News of the Day” 

I have literally hurt myself from rolling my eyes too hard. I have to catch myself sometimes so that I don’t do it again. 

10/10