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It’s a bad stereotype, but I think it’s also because they have no gays. Or at least gay people who want to be out and proud and creative. Also, notice that there aren’t really any funny conservatives. You have to have some kind of compassion or pathos or any emotion to be a comic, not just smugness and hatred. 

right?!?!? It was cartoonish. Like someone said “now play the part of an over-the-top redneck and be sure to say nigger as much as you can” 

is it totally wrong that I giggled through the whole recording because if someone could be a caricature of a racist Georgia redneck, it’s this dude. He sounds like a cartoon.

tomato jam, and peeled tomatoes, and bruschetta  in a jar, etc, 

two totally different things, my friend. 

i would totally watch a remake of this movie with Melania being the bumper. You know you would too. 

I love the dude behind HRC doing the Macarena. Oh the 90s

you apparently don’t watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend. 

you need to learn how to can. 

I’m with you. Unless it came out of the ground or I canned it, I’m loathe to eat a tomato outside of Tomato season. The similarity between a tomato in July and a tomato in January is the same similarity between gin and ginger ale.

you cut them in half, put them on a baking tray, salt and pepper them, and then put them in a 200 degree oven over night. Even if you don’t have AC it won’t heat up your house enough for you to notice. In the morning you take your pan of now shrunken jewels and try not to eat half of them as you put them into a jar

This is kind of the problem; people who are bending over backwards to give him the benefit of the doubt rather than seeing him as the orange grifter that he is. Everything about him is like gold-plated shit. 

not to profile, but she doesn’t really look like the church type to me. 

Super Dave and Albert Brooks are brothers. 

Trends in eyebrow thickness waxes and wanes and some dummies over pluck and then they’ll never grow back. LEAVE YOUR EYEBROWS ALONE. Looking like a scary clown. 

mine is shorter; that kid’ll get hungry in a day or two. 

i was the slowest eater when I was a kid. I was the reason that everyone didn’t have to sit at the table until I was finished. I would sit there and pick at my food and cry and say “stop rushing me” and then my parents would get all pissed off (like you probably do) and then it’d be a Big Thing. At some point, I grew

His “moved on her like a bitch” was “I wasn’t successful and I looked like a bitch”