I voted for Golfing while balck because it’s a special kind of stupid that will let one’s own racism fuck up their money. I mean, they were customers and he not only will not get their business but will probably have to pay some kind of settlement. 

Plus it shows how much these yahoos don’t even know the people in politics who are working for their interests. I went with Campaigning too.

this whole convo is really damn stupid, but if you’re lactose intolerant, Kite Hill cream cheese is PHENOMENAL. 

I generally hate it when people say “i got dumber by listening to that” but fuck if I’m not sitting here with a “wtf did i just watch” look on my face. They’ll look for outrage in every damn thing. 

the other night I had a strawberry margarita with a float of tequila. Made my day. The only saving grace is that the place by my house actually uses real strawberries so every now and again, there’d be a chunk of frozen berry clogging up the straw. Yummmm. 

Well this dum dum has been doxxed and I’m here for it. I think she may have been on drugs with her demeanor and the willingness to walk out side in her bare feet. 

I have a 23-year-old coworker whose entire instagram is nugs, blunts, and tokes. I try to tell her that she may have to get another job in a state where weed isn’t legal and even so, if it seems that your ENTIRE free time is spent getting high, that’s not a good sign but she brushes me off as a hypocrite because I…

if you have your baby in front of you and you can see them and they’re crying but they’re not hurt or anything, you’re not going to fuck them up because you don’t pick them up immediately. Finish pooping or brushing your teeth or whatever. Also for the first few weeks, sleep when the baby is sleeping. This…

dude, get a divorce. 

i have a Good Housekeeping cookbook from 1927 and the cooking (boiling) times for some common veggies are as follows:

Why are there long brown streaks on that slide?

it’s not going to be something as dumb as a pee tape, it’s going to be something that would be illegal in the USA and get him sent to jail like either money laundering, tax evasion, or underage sex. 

when he said “because the right knife was in the dishwasher” made me want to stab him. My knives (combined) are probably the most expensive thing in my kitchen.

What really fucks me up about this incident isn’t him calling dude “nigger” but FOLLOWING HIM HOME AND CONFRONTING HIM. That’s some scary stalker shit that needs to be addressed.

Oh it’s not in print in English. My mom found it for me in French in a children’s bookstore in India. I like collecting fucked up shit. 

those of us with a latex allergy are often cross allergic to avocados so NEAUX. 

I have a passport which is the ultimate in I AM AN AMERICAN. I also have had it denied at clubs, liquor stores and the like. I’m a black woman. I wonder if there’s a correlation. hmmmmm. It doesn’t’ matter if you have identification or not, racism trumps logic in America.

I have a copy of Tintin in the Congo. Damn it’s fucking racist. 

ikr, it’s 2 hrs running but if you’re riding a bike on a no-traffic path, it should take you 45 mins to an hour tops!

can confirm