you had your choice of different flavored vodkas, different tomato blends, garnishes, add ons. I’m a mimosa woman, but people liked that bloody mary bar. 

When I lived there, “fooleries was known for its absurdly elaborate bloody mary bar at brunch, but that was an entire couple of decades ago. That area is totally different now. 

This is the perfect storm of American issues; racism, our broken healthcare system, and shitty reproductive care.

i know that we’re not supposed to base things on looks, but everyone in that photo’s mouth bends downward. That’s a lifetime of sneers and scowls. 

when I was in college, Shafer was like $3 for a 24 pack and people called it “Sha-fi-yay” like how people pronounce Target to be all “fancy” 

because the artificial color and flavor and sweeteners. 

In my office, we call all of our clients “Debbie” or variants therov.

this is the answer.

I’m less concerned with the calling someone “nigger” than I am him following the guy to his house. That’s some scary stalkery behavior right there. 

as always ACAB and fuck the police but that family doesn’t have the sense god gave a rock to not take that child indoors and away from that situation. I’m more angry at them because they’re just swatting their child away as he’s wildin out. 

You leave Steve out of this, but everything else, carry on. 

I’m black and half of my family goes to Branson nearly every year.

There’s a saying “you can’t con an honest man” well I think the corollary is that you can’t make a “non racist” say nigger.

THESE BOYS ARE CHILDREN. FUCK THE POLICE. 

Also, those dummies who like to post in digital blackface never realize that we don’t refer to ourselves as “blacks” and not “black people” ffs.

This spring I went to Bologna and ate bologna. I finally understood what bologna is all about. We eat baloney here in the states. But a fried baloney sandwich is the shit. 

i wanna say “team nobody” but even in a case of a black cop and a white asshole driver, I say FUCK THE POLICE. 

i wear them in the kitchen, barefoot everywhere else. unless I’m wearing socks, then I wear slippers because I once slipped in sock only feet and FUCKING BROKE BOTH OF MY FEET WHEN THEY RAMMED INTO THE WALL. So yeah. 

i would amend this list with “walk home from getting pedicure.”

buy your spices a few tablespoons at a time from the bulk section. Will be way fresher and taste better and cheap. Oh so cheap.