I never knew that so many two-sentence emails could contain so much hypocrisy.

Imagine what their thoughts on healthcare would be if they didn’t have any.

You’re goddamn fucking right I would never blaspheme. If anyone ever caught me using the Holy One’s name in vain, I swear to God, it is not something I normally do. Things just slip out.

“I didn’t realize it was a problem until it happened to me!”

Yes, because it doesn’t mean something bad in your own little worldview, then clearly it is people being offended by anything.

WE WANT HARVEY!

Is it any wonder America’s politics are fucked when they all have enough money/connections to be bidding for sports teams?

+q for quaff

Next time he is up to receive, he is gonna get a tennis ball right at his coconut.

Dallas being in the East is absurd, but the league wants them to be with their big money east coast teams.

Yeah, I still think Brewers and Astros should switch. They both represented their old leagues in a World Series.

Maybe Lavar is sticking it to the Nike way by not using sweatshops.

Is there ever one?

Well, time to break up the Sixth Circuit now.

People need to stop coming to America. German soccer players, Canadian tourists, Australian writers. Let it become the closed nation it wants to be. The people in charge (i.e., the ones with money) won’t understand until the money dries up.

No, like what Machado’s actions led to. If you keep running into assholes, maybe you’re the asshole.

Also needing to chill the hell out: Orioles fans.

He wasn’t trying to hurt him (as the reaction showed), but the slide was almost certainly intentional. He just went too far with where he was aiming. He was out of control and put another player in danger. He is not innocent. (This is also why throwing at people is also bad.)

Japan still has quite a few girl wrestling promotions. This one that Haruka was in, Stardom, is still going. It is quite easy to follow online for all your high school girl and older wrestling needs.

Or, you know, they could learn to play the game with normal hardware.