Oh god can he not hit HRs anymore just so there are no more pictures of that smile?

As neither a Boston fan or New York fan, I disagree.

What a weird photo. The head is way too big.

The moment of the miss isn’t worse, but the actual miss was worse. Does this really need to be spelled out for you?

“discovered hanged in his cell by corrections officers”

“Don’t talk over the play-by-play.”

“Look, we saved your sport from corruption. You owe us this.”

Any time you can give coverage to a niche New York team, you gotta do it.

If I were commissioner, I would start every Arizona game with a three-run deficit as long as they have those uniforms.

3 WS wins in 5 years means you don’t get to complain about that one time you had bad luck in a playoff game.

That’s not fair. Nobody ever takes advantage of my boner for me.

At a certain board, we Royals fans had a running joke after Guthrie was left in one of these game “And he is still pitching”. Seems it is still true.

He’s seen some shit.

As a reminder, five cops conspired to commit perjury in the case against Sefolosha (“He was charging at us,” they said under oath), and not a thing happened to them.

You’re the reason that thin-skinned unwritten rules were made.

Yeah, it’s a Saad story.

They didn’t get a 5000% pay raise just because they read the current political climate correctly. With the huge amount of change in their salary, it is clear that something was being held back unfairly.

Right, so the bottom teams don’t get direct entry to the semifinals.

Fuck. At least close out the reporting once the day is done. If the card is signed, the day is over. No more changes.

The schedule often does that for opening day, but usually it is a normal series with a random off day after the first game.