toodrunktojive
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toodrunktojive

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

Those aren't real fans. For the real fans it still hasn't sunk in yet that the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

But still, it illustrates the finite nature of Mr. Rogers’s ideals. “I like you just the way you are,” he often said, but in the case of Clemmons there was a caveat: “...I just need you to show less of the way you are.” This information through the lens of contemporary culture, in which an employer legislating what

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Pebbles will live on forever...

You sure about that?

Hey, you leave deer jerky out of this! /s

It’s Science. Fucking. Fiction. Not. Fucking. Real. Calm. The. Fucking. Fuck. Down.

...pass traveler...

This headline/framing is a depressing example of how all of us, even those that hate trump, have internalized his divisive, with-us-or-against-us rhetoric that nonsensically twists every story into a battle. And, like trump, it is selfish, shortsighted, and incredibly damaging - because it’s not only about whatever

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our

Since when do they read Jezebel?

neatly capturing the blithe, criminal ignorance that characterizes both Trump himself and the many dozens of millions of morons who thought he should be the leader of the free world.