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Last year I went to the ER with such terrible tooth pain I felt like I was having a heart attack. I didn’t have the energy or will to talk I was that weak. I was 100% sure it was infected (This all happened over the weekend and my dentist could not see me). So I got there and was measured with a 185BP and 115 Heart

What does that have to do with this? Unless Guilermo del Toro and Tarantino are the same person.

I enjoyed how I tuned in just in time to watch multiple red-zone fade route attempts, just like in real life.

All they have to do is put the title on him and he will be a fucking star.

I’ve been following this story since it broke it’s such a disaster. People are attacking the alleging victim, people are attacking Enzo, it’s just a madhouse.

Thanks for that header, me and the misuses were just getting around to watching it!

To be fair Hiroshi Tanahashi is only 40-50% right now (He just got pulled from the World Tag League tour less than a month ago for his knee) and allegedly needs a bunch of major surgeries, so this match was DOA. That said Jay White is a bit green for the spot

The high cost Druid deck (Stomp/Big Beasts) + Scepter of Summoning = Absolute Domination

Say whatever the fuck you want about the police, but how the hell do do factory workers/unskilled laborers make more money than a police officer that risks their life each and every day, especially a cop in a major metropolitan area?

Teenage me (Who used to keep ESPN on from 3PM-Midnight every day) weeps. It’s a shame how far it has fallen.

Decided to buy FFXII(PS4) on a whim, remembering kind of enjoying it on release in 2006 (Jesus time flies). Already have 14hrs into it

Cloud Atlas easily. The book was OK, but the style of storytelling (Telling half of each story in chronological order, then telling the 2nd halves in reverse chronological order) kind of sucked.

This also made the “Sloosha’s Crossin” portion of the book an absolute slog as it’s by far the hardest to read (Due to the

This makes me so disgusted. Whether you liked Sanders or not, this is a problem. Hell maybe if the DNC gave Sanders a fair shot his fans wouldn’t have been so salty.

Counterpoint: V/H/S 2 was garbage (Though Safe Haven was great), however 10/31/98 or maybe Amateur Night from the first were better

Yep, it’s the culmination of a blood feud which included the other guy (Kevin Owens) telling Shane his family would be better off if he died in that helicopter crash, and headbutting/beating down Vince so hard he drew blood.

The fucking crazy thing is, if you watch this GIF

Can we please not drag the delicious treat that is well made Deer Jerky into this? It is too pure for this world as is.

PS: We have THREE options for groceries thank you (Four if you count Wal-Mart!)

Every year I miss the entry to this shit and this year I am just posting here.