toodlemom08
MarySueoftheApocalypse
toodlemom08

I mean, it’s been many years, but didn’t Brenda go away for the summer and then come back to find out her best friend was hooking up with her boyfriend?

I’m bummed about Miley and Liam. Stupid me. 

I love Southern California for a lot of reasons, but the Midwest has far superior architecture, cost of living, and fall foliage. And it would be great to add mine and my husband’s votes to the blue column there as well.

The less-than-honorable William Barr is reportedly “angry” about the situation. Read, he’s angry that this ugly story will ultimately implicate Trump, and that he has to work overtime to “manage” and “spin” it somehow to protect his “client” against obviously forthcoming charges for criminal behavior. Trump knows he’s

I do if he doesn't name some very key names first.

Thoughts and prayers.

take his badge away, and he still represents a sickening and seemingly massive percentage of this godforsaken shithole of a country.

... or represent the law in any fashion what so ever.

take his gun away.

argued that his client fell victim to temptation

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

“They’re for sure gonna have it. I promise. I promise that your kid’s gonna have sex. So if she asks you what the song’s about, talk about it.”

I would love to see a rags-to-riches-to-jail biopic about Melania.

It’s funny. I’m sitting out on the porch, at night, responding to SNS. I’m enjoying the rich, dark fruitiness and spice of Michael David’s Petit Petit Shiraz that I got for $13 at Costco. You know what I’m NOT doing? I’m not smoking. I started my Chantix a couple of weeks ago. I’ve still had a smoke here or there,

The fact that you are acting like Elizabeth Warren is somehow an establishment candidate shows your true colors. There is nothing wrong with your decision to support Sanders, but when you say that the only reason that people support Warren is because she is a woman, SCREAMS SEXISM. You are too ill informed to realize

Warren is not watering it down. She said she agees with him. She also tells people when they ask exactly how she’s going to do things. Bernie hedges. 

Here’s hoping he has the good sense to bow out gracefully, and get out of the way. I say this with all due respect; I think he should keep his day job. I think he could serve better from there than from the oval office.

Feminists don’t have to vote for a woman candidate, but a candidate who best represents their interests.

All you really need is Bernie, Facebook, and a Russian dictator.

Bernie fans scolding women and people of color didn’t get your boy the nomination last time, so it’s highly unlikely to be a useful strategy of expanding his base this go around either. Warren has definitely piggy-backed in Bernie’s healthcare ideas but it’s dishonest and reductive to claim that a woman who has a