toodlemom08
MarySueoftheApocalypse
toodlemom08

Oh, I hate this so much for your mother.

Her daughters were 9 and 14 when she sent them to boarding school.

Makes one wonder if she asked him to tie her up and be mean to her and he then went shopping for an hour.

I have a tendency to call him Senator Liberace. Wholly unprogressive of me, and people should live as they deem appropriate, but his flamboyant histrionics just slay me. 

I LOVE Sherrod Brown! I’ve been hoping to see him arise as a nominee since before the 2016 election. I’d love to see a Brown/Klobuchar or Klobuchar/Brown ticket in 2020. 

Really? You’re going to “not-all” here? This is evidence that he assaulted a woman. Hang on to your “but” here. This smacks of “I’m not a feminist but a humanist” garbage. 

I took my daughter yesterday to see an off Broadway musical version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and she had a blast. Friday night we took the kids to a pottery place to paint their own ornaments. Meanwhile, I feel like I'm floating and sinking at the same time and I don't know how to make it stop. Things

Happy birthday! 

Happy birthday!!!

FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

I don’t know why I had to look this one up. Probably because there are way too fucking many occurring, but that is beside the point. What it seems like to me after reading about it again is that there was a good guy with a gun at this church service and yet Sutherland Springs is still the largest mass shooting at a

So this is unimportant sexually harassing misconduct?

As a Kentucky resident, I approve this message!

Otherwise known as “not all white men.

That is something I can definitely say for the system here in Kentucky. I work with law enforcement and the courts and bond reform. There are issues with it, but Kentucky ranks fairly well nationwide with Pretrial reform. Judges and those working in law enforcement take threats of violence and violence fairly

Something about guns and cold dead hands here. Fill in the blanks.

The tears of white men sustain me.

As someone who works in the field concerned with bond and prison reform, I have to say that I’m utterly disappointed in the fact that Jared Kiss-ass and Rand Paul agree with me on the broad topic of prison reform.

OMG I have a broken finger so it takes me 50x longer to type than usual, but I had to respond to you.

LOL, at least I can joke about the appropriate finger being broken. I take full advantage of this, too! Its liberating to show people exactly which finger is broken.