Randy Rainbow is glorious.

So Melania wants us to believe there is a random woman who looks like her stripping in the Oval Office for her hubby...

I broke the middle finger on my right hand a week ago. I can empathize with the wiping your own ass complaint. I also type slower, which is another pain in the ass. 

This year, my spouse and I have had “thank-god-you-didn’t-die” sex on several occasions. I have since decided that when I go, I want to go mid-sex, orgasm be damned. The spouse is under direct orders to strip down should I go into cardiac arrest or any other near-death experience just in case. Because, what a way to…

I didn’t say I didn’t have empathy for them. My empathy for the women accusing Bill Clinton of sexual assault has nothing to do with my empathy for Hillary Clinton and the decades of abuse the right has aimed at her. Find another strawman to beat.

I have so many feelings. The one that stands out the most, though, is how this woman has endured so much abuse for decades when what she wanted was to serve this country. This feels like another way to abuse her. How could she give an answer that would satisfy anyone but herself? 

That look on his face when Whoopi mentioned knowing him when he was young, was it an angry look? A hurt look? A pensive look? And the look on her face when he said it. I have so many feelings to unpack about this. NPH has made some questionable role choices in adulthood, from Harold and Kumar to HIMYM, and Whoopi did T…

Florida Highway Patrol Troopers are all en route to the Panhandle, from all across the state of Florida - to help those affected by #HurricaneMichael. If you see them, be sure to shake their hands and say THANK YOU! #LESM pic.twitter.com/rB7uNBudY5

I should not have read that at work. 

Are his eyes brown? If not, they should be because he is so utterly full of crap that its spilling out when he really just needs to shut up. He thought of the women in his life? I beg to differ. The only person he thought of while he was yelling at everyone was himself. He was scared that he might actually face…

I was referring more to the whole issue of words around sexuality and sexual acts being off limits. That’s what leads to the slut-shaming, not discussing a devil’s triangle in specific but using it as an example. Speaking of a devil’s triangle and the points you addressed, though, the standards by which white fratbro…

I keep hoping for some kind of something to happen, a miracle or coup or something, anything to happen to stop this. I haven’t been holding my breath, though. I keep looking for silver linings. I think they are rusting.

Of course, Michelle had her own precious words for her husband. “Thank you @barackobama for 26+ years of love, trust, and respect - for being a man who always lifts up and honors me and our wonderful girls,” she wrote, referencing 20-year-old Malia Obama and 17-year-old Sasha Obama. “Each day I’m with you, I’m…

Not entirely sure we should be bemoaning the fact that these words are now acceptable, because the alternative is Pence and his terminology. I think the bad part about this is the slut-shaming it leads to and the lying. A devil’s triangle is okay for the dudes, but that chick? She’s loose and we need to shame the…

This whole thing seriously irritates me. All those employees let go without severance so the CEO’s could get their own brand of bail out and attempt to come back even richer. As always, the poor get screwed. 

I’m under the impression that convincing victims of assault that they will be further victimized is the whole point of all of this. MAGA and put women back in their places!

Solidarity. Its not bad enough that these douchenozzles held that control over us the once, but that it has to keep repeating... its awful. I’m sorry that you’re living this. I’m sorry we all are. I’m in your corner.

That article linked on Johnny Depp is the WORST. You have to get through half of it to even get to the interview! Whaaat? I’m sorry I clicked the hyperlink!

Solidarity. Hold your head high. This anonymous commenter on the interwebs is in your corner.

They aren’t relevant because they don’t fit his narrative of what he wants the country to see.