Greatest turf on show.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Ah, the fickle finger (roll) of fate

I think before the NCAA royally smites Ball, they really should hear Reggis’ side.

“bearing” is the word you were looking for.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

“Could be funnier.”

Did you just do a bump yourself? Are you this guy?

“Ha, just scrolled down to post this,” guffawed Tanny Glover wholeheartedly.

Roses are red

Dear Mr. Watt,

+ 1 Oh man, Rivers.

Cam, what is best in life?

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.