Glad to see Scooter taking this in stride, but it would have been a lot more fitting if he had moped.

You had me at “Stock broker’s codpiece”.

This is a Lincoln Blackwood and it is...well...it’s a Lincoln Navigator missing part of the trunk area. And it is the beginning of what the pickup truck has become. This is the predecessor to the eco-boosted 6-cylindered leather lined Platinum trim F-150’s that Ford unloads on every white-collared schmuck looking to…

Whatever the nature of his pathology, members of the public are being misled and endangered, which makes Dr. Oz's presence on the faculty of a prestigious medical institution unacceptable.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Fortunately with Rondo there’s a 67% chance that shot missed.

Nailed it.

“Kneel, my son.”

Yeah, at 33 Jesus spent a lot of time just hanging out too.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

Asym Dimethylhydrazine : hypergolic fuel/ explosive , and binds to hemoglobin with a zeal seldom encountered in this world . It smells like moldy hay ( as I am the single survivor of exposure , I call dibs on the odor ) thanks to the PhD's error in setting up the generator . As I fell to the floor , pupils dilated , a…

Things got really awkward when Bo yanked his pants down to show the bite marks on his hip where Al Davis sucked out his life force so that he could live another 20 years.

Bo later broke the child in half over his helmet.

Bo knows Bro no knows Bo

Off-Target Center

Bennett Like Beckham.

your friends are sand bagging you.

Well, now you know, Nigel: it doesn't matter how beautiful she is, you still have to be careful around a Shure thing.

I worked for NCR as a Field Engineer for 20 years before AT&T came and trashed the company (it's been 18 years and I am almost over my bitterness...) and there were alot of weird things that happened.