...which classic dystopian novel better reflected and anticipated the Trump era...

Chiefs fan, can relate.

There’s also “eating some fucking vegetables”, which are noticeably absent in the example given.

OneTab.

Seconded - I saw Sugar on that Copper Blue tour; my buddy ran sound for the opener, and so I got to hang out during soundcheck. He showed me his dB meter - my jaw hit the floor. Like, pants-flappingly loud.

Alex Smith still has a job.

On occasion, #3. My issue is specifically mildew, I am not all that stinky otherwise.

So these work for eliminating an existing issue, not just prevention?

Step 1: work out.

Tom Llamas would remind the teacher whenever he/she forgot to assign homework.

How has Watters not earned regular nicknaming honors from The Concourse yet?

The true million-dollar (saving) question: how to fend off t-shirt mildew, and nuke it when it does take hold. I will erect a statue of you somewhere if you can propose an effective solution.

The Bucks’ star cephalopod

It reads like shitty rap lyrics.

It’s a perfect one, if not aesthetically pleasing - mixing orange, blue, and red? Ugh...

A: Soccer

Really gunning to be “Paul Ryan 2.0".

He only needs to outsmart NFL GMs into his next contract. A pretty low bar to clear so far...

Immediately sit in a wheelchair. #lifehack

Lame dap, or lamest dap?