If only he could convince them to abstain from shelling him.

Second Vine, Westbrook tryna get the goaltend call... nah.

Getting turned into a ve-ge-tayble.

“Obviously though, the whole taxation is theft line of the libertarians, while technically in the broadest sense is correct”

Does that much bronze exist?

This just in: HamNo endorses trendy (four years ago) barefoot running!

1984 or so, Southern California, I was in sixth(?) grade. We were at some company picnic for my dad’s work. At the same park: the “Family Ties” Cast vs. Crew Charity Softball Game.

Your screenname plus that post.

...and all the while, making the “jerk-off” motion with his tiny fist.

Worked out by New Century Airport for 4+ years, can confirm.

Drove there for work for 1.5 years, can confirm.

Howdy, neighbor! 816 or 913?

Topeka is mostly K-Staters. KC ‘burbs, on the other hand, should be by shortly.

Missed ad opportunity.

Shit, the Obama team should volunteer to stay on.

So... “The Process” is “digestion”.

Oh shit.

A brief look of terror when Kimmel asks him to “read”.

Thanks, asshole. I just aspirated my coffee and spent five minutes choking/laughing. My kid thought I was dying.

[Joke about Brady being sacked]