Sorry, but Huma has some responsibility here too, if it’s true that she was keeping classified files improperly. But even so, her story has the makings of a tragedy, while his is a farce.

Jay-Z (a) lives in Jersey and (b) has his own over-scheduled schedule. I certainly wouldn’t expect my BFF, no matter how wealthy he is, to drop everything and fly cross-country to hold my hand. Both men have multiple obligations and responsibilities, scheduled far in advance, that have consequences for tens, if not…

Eric and Mrs Eric are apparently quite passionate about the North Shore Animal league, although I don’t exactly understand how that reconciles with his other passion of killing much bigger animals in Africa, just for “sport.” But he seems to be the only Drumpf who does anything charitable.

I think she has been doing very well in terms of finding suitable garments and having them fitted properly so they hang well, look fine after 18-hour days, frame her face well, are easy for her to move in, when seated, climbing stairs, etc.

Happened to me, a junior lackey of a famous non-US political personage. One of the VIP’S bodyguards heard the commotion, came in, told the jerk to leave, and waited till he did. The creep didn’t show up to work again.

It’s not like they don’t have armies of security. But clearly someone’s been letting their guard down, literally. They can definitely afford the kind of security firm that has enough resources to prevent something like this.

It’s in poor people groceries and supermarkets. It’s old school, not trendy. Your grandma used it, if she was a baker. Look in the dairy fridge. AFAIK there’s Fleishmanns or Red Star. It has a pungent smell, you can tell right away if it’s fresh.

They probably also pronounced it Shtrei-zand. I nominate you to go to Malibu and explain to Miss Shtreizand why she’s wrong, and make sure you wear a bodycam so we can see all the details that led to your evisceration.

The most perfect part of this is that Miss Streisand noted the date of the promised update and made sure it would appear in media accounts. Mister Cook better watch his ass come October 1. That would be assssss with a soft esssss, in cassse he's wondering

I think the pictures are part of the purpose. Picture diaries might get published, even in a snarky way like on Jezebel, and will raise awareness of the cause.

This is making my head spin. “I sez to my husband, I sez, I’m not gonna let it go, something’s not right, it’s only been 11 1/2 years but I’m sure something hinky is going on, I’m not gonna let it go more than one more year, tops. Probably.”

BB. In caps. That was how he signed notes. Although it often appears as Bibi in the media, and I don’t think he cares. It’s a nickname anyway, and a translation into English to boot. Back in the day (pre-internet), there were some people who thought his name was Nathan Yahoo, and their secretaries would delicately…

I knew him in those days and he was as charismatic as a movie star. He was a junior foreign office official, but when he appeared at a synagogue’s debate event in NY, they shut down 3 surrounding streets and showed the debate on large-screen TVs. Sadly, he didn’t age as gracefully as one would hope.

I knew him when he was younger - before he acquired the Sara and the jowls and the combover - and he was totally dreamy. But you could kind of tell he wasn’t going to age well. He doesn’t have genuine charm, just knows how to turn it on and off for the camera. I always wonder what Yoni was really like and whether…

Who is the woman in the photograph? She is can't possibly be only 39 years old!

I think several psychopaths representing themselves demanded this so they could cross-examine and re-terrorize their victims, but the courts are able to sidetrack the insanity by not forcing victims to be in the courtroom and give video testimony instead or whatever. Ted Bundy did this, in fact.

Her stuff was superior quality, even the line she designed for Kmart. Just superb, the kind of thing where you will only have to buy one in your lifetime.

All I can think about is how long it took to pose everyone so precisely that you can’t see any nips.

She provoked him by trying to leave, and added insult to injury by trying to take his property with her, because they were her children.

The Belgian branch of the worldwide Hatzola EMTs - first responders who are ultra-Orthodox Jews - also came to the Brussels bombings aftermath on motorbikes. I’m sure they are a good solution for first response in crowded areas with narrow streets.