I wish someone would describe me as looking like a profiterole.

Here is a good roundup of Maxima’s tiaras:

The equally legendary Dolly Parton also gives books, in her case, by establishing the Imagination Library, which distributes more than 1,000,000 books each month to children all over the world.

“Second Lady.” smfh

I am clearly old because all I can think of when looking at the Naomi Campbell pic is eeeyeewww, all that hair and your shoes all over the frosted cake and iced cupcakes. Gross. If you’re gonna pose on a table, then you have to be the main course, maybe with some fruit strategically placed to hide the sweet bits.

It doesn’t matter what party he belongs to. He’ll never be allowed to vote again.

I think it’s for pot-shot eyes too, but the commercial very specifically targets it "for the ladies" as a beauty product. Pisses me off no end. 

Israeli, and an absolutely spot-on, flawless accent and parody of a certain type of ex-military ultra-macho Israeli. Baron Cohen is half-Israeli, speaks perfect (unaccented) Hebrew, and has clearly spent lots of time in Israel and with Israelis. Lots of his bits with Ali G and the “foreign” languages in Borat and…

It’s actually weirdly traditional that sitting presidents do not attend funerals of former first ladies. In fact, even former presidents only recently began attending them. Until a short while ago, it was traditional that the current and former first ladies were the ones sent to attend an ex-first lady’s funeral. In…

Are you using one of the newfangled “lightweight” litters for Daisy? Because that made Boo do his bidness outside the box. I think the - whatever is in it that makes it lightweight (silica?)- irritated his tushy. Bonus, the supermarket unscented type we use is also cheap.

As the resident old, I can’t believe you youngsters never heard of galoshes! They go great with rain bonnets.

The Custodian of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre publicly told him he was persona non grata at the holiest site in Christianity. What more needs to be said?

My mom crocheted a Chanel suit for my Barbie doll. Kelly-green. She sewed a little green shell to go under the jacket. She also made her a wedding gown with a a veil, a tea dress and a little 60's black-and-white suit. (I still have the doll, the clothes, and a shiny red vinyl Dream Barbie closet to store them in.)

A potato ricer using the screen with the largest diameter holes. Spoon the batter in, press it out directly over a pot of boiling salted water. It’s a super-quick way to makge big batches.

The American Consulate on Agron Street in Jerusalem - built by the U.S. in 1912 -can easily be converted for use as an embassy. They don’t have to wait for a stand-alone building. There are also other consular “branches” around Jerusalem that serve both the Arab and Jewish populations. I think the office space at the…

Ding Ding Ding you win! She did a complete outfit and hairstyle change on the plane. Now she’s in a white shirt with white Stan Smith sneakers.

Huckabee Sanders wouldn’t deny punching you, she’d just be very, very disappointed that you forced her to do it.

For heaven’s sake, don’t be naive. She is probably saying exactly what FBI profilers are telling her to say. She must be beyond terrified.

SWINTON!!!

LOL that would be a great story! But Mar-a-Lago was the original name, before Trump even bought it. I think it was owned by the heiress to Post Cereal.