Walp, at least someone’s having fun with our money.

Now that we’ve observed a moment of envious silence, what safety measures does that car have that allowed the driver to apparently walk away uninjured? Because, daaaaamn, son.

I thought someone must have loved that car a whole bunch to stitch up a shroud for it so damn fast. There’s also a fleeting frame of an equally gorgeous yellow car at the side of the road.

Abso-fucking-lutely. It will haunt you.

I really hope they stick with this stance. I don’t think it’s mandatory to release medical details. I don’t know why that is deemed to be in the public interest and why it seems to be the default with celebrities, but I’ve definitely heard of cases where a judge decides that no info will be released.

Her 3-person style team went on the hike, and yes, I'm sure they were on duty.

Her hairstylist, stylist, and general go-to assistant all went on the hike with them. Well, same hike, anyway. I’m sure there was a whole team of handlers and security out of camera range.

Yes, and in previous statements as well. Quite noteable.

Besides every other horrifying thing, can you imagine forcing a sick child to choke down a mixture of apple cider vinegar, horse radish root, hot peppers, mashed onion, garlic and ginger root. Whn you’re sick, even as a grownup, you want food that tastes smooth and soothing as it goes down your sore, aching throat -…

They probably had the temperament to make sure they would never, ever drip on the carpet, and this house is in a very dry region, so it wouldn’t get mildew as fast as in a wetter climate. Still, that’s a bold choice for sure.

I like Richard Simmons. He seems genuine in every prancing bone of his body, and he truly never everbodyshames people, even before there was a word for it. Sorry to hear he seems so fragile.

No. That was one guy with mental issues.

Why is Kanye speaking as if he’s illiterate? His mother was the head of an English Department at a big university. I thought he reveres her memory.

Maybe even sadder, he will not dance with his daughter at her wedding. :(.

My mother (in Miami) and me (NY) have been comparing weather all winter. Our weather is shockingly similar - much too cold for Miami, much too warm for NY. Usually, this time of year there’ll be a 60+ degree difference, this year it’s maybe 20 degrees. In the 50's and 60's there, in the 40's here.

I think it’s telling that the university scrubbed his name out of everything associated with the athletics department. I think what it tells is that they have been given some information that led them to this decision rather than a more neutral public statement of how he is suspended as they will all await news of…

Duncan Jones is in his 40's! That is quite different from a 16-year old.

Among other reasons, to keep louses and creeps away from her as long as possible.

Also effective with: parents, landlords, other car pool drivers, recalcitrant love interests, siblings and more.

Is she for real? She gets to bring up her kids in a newly-built, two-bedroom apartment on one of the best streets of the UWS for less than $1100 a month and she’s complaining about not having a dishwasher?