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Not sure what these folks are smelling, but the odors that come from paper plants in Wisconsin are nasty, and always have been. Didn’t surprise me when a study was published a few years ago that cancer rates in those immediate areas were significantly higher than other parts of the state.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Say you have three turds.

30 hours if you are stranded in rural north dakota in a blizzard you may be lucky to see a car pass in 30 hours. Cars take a while to cool down after idling and the warm clothes and blankets will keep you warm in between stretches of idling.

I also like it when the Gadsden Flag one becomes subversive.

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My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

My personal favorite is when they pass you, come over in front of you, and then slow down below what you were maintaining in the first place.

Also, car drivers, learn to do the double-high-beam flash for trucky. Will make for a much smoother driving experience altogether. Also, if trucky passes you, double-flash him when he’s got enough room in front of you to return to the right-hand lane.

Yeah, I see people all the time who speed up AFTER they’ve finished passing (whether they’re passing a truck or not) and it’s maddening. Especially if I had to cancel the cruise control while they were passing, but now they’re going faster than me, at least until the next time they move into the left lane to pass the…

I'm more worried about domestic abuse victims. I absolutely loathe this product. It looks like they cancelled the child porn scanner because it was so easily abusable. Maybe this will die too. 

Wait until serial killers get *caught* using this.

Don’t make fun of the culture! Just because you got learnin’...a book smrts! LOL!

Are you a corporation with influential shareholders?

It would be cool to see something like that scaled up and configured for wheelchair users - the side door dropping down (and maybe extending out) to act as a ramp. 

Smokey and the bandit sucks...

Then it would be “Urcloaca”.

I once bought a car(86 vw Jetta) with an actual crack pipe in it. It was under the floor mat, not between the seats. (I did pick up a hooker on the way home so maybe it was hers and she stacked it there. $20 well spent lol)

I think the term would be gauche.