This post deserves an update with this release:

Plate: Tennessee will let you plate a red wagon with a cordless drill driving the rear wheels. Possibly with a EV designation. That state will do anything for a dime other than fund decent schools and deliver health care to the poor and elderly.

Not John Elway, then? (I was shocked to learn Trevor Seimian has a job in the NFL. What — didn’t have a phone book to pick a random name from, Gase? Because that person would make a better QB.)

You can pick up your free t-shirt.

JUST GODDAMN VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

What about Arimatheia, whose Joseph left his last words at the Castle Aaaaagh? 

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

(Ok, just because this scene popped into my head just now ...)

What a ~shame~ that me moving to Somerville and not having the time to keep working at the arena happened about 4 games into the first Devils season (I was the head sound guy at the Tsongas at the time.)

Yeah, Syndergaard is younger than Stroman, but he’s not quite as, ah...urban. You get what I’m saying? Got a real wholesome upbringing. Seems like he runs with a good crowd. The kind of guy I’d want my daughter to date. Sometimes a boy just needs somebody he can look up to.

Perfect for the GT3 on sale.

I believe I speak for us all when I say... 

Pretty sure the record is 7 titles.

Deserves the “Most Punchable Face in Motorsport” trophy, edging out Lance Stroll as a close second 

kilonewtons are very context sensitive. Especially with regards to static gravity where one is firmly planted on the ground. As one is not moving, one is not accelerating and, therefor, no force is applied. That’s why I prefer to use fignewtons instead, which always increase weight but not gravity.

“Brad Marchand is still an asshole, though. “