I have this vision of Starman and the Tesla landing on some random planet inhabited by lesser developed intelligent lifeforms (think Earth 3000-4000 years ago) in a few million years. 

Octopuses are carnivores. They eat meat. I like crabmeat, and you probably do too. Octopuses just don’t have access to clarified butter.

Wow, we managed to find someone who’s a worse neighbor than David when it comes to driving around their yard.

It’s that hating Boston is the hipster chic thing to do. It’s what the media tells you to do. It’s easy to hate a winner, though people don’t seem to be bothered by the Yankees for some reason (right, the media tells you they’re cool). I don’t know how anyone could hate this Red Sox team, they’re just a bunch of…

To me, it looked like someone tried to Donk and Stance the same car at the same time.  It’s just odd looking.

Maybe we could just stop having pointless wars instead?

That’s a cool Sonny Bono Halloween costume, bro.

Might as well order his other books as well, they’re all very good. Bacigalupi is one of my favorite authors.

The Water Knife by Paolo Bacigalupi deals with similar conflicts in and around Las Vegas and Nevada. Really good book. Highly recommended. 

The Giants fucked this up back in 2015 when they decided to force Coughlin out, but not Reese, the GM making all the shitty draft picks that got this team where they are now.

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.

Carabo is at least 5% cooler.

It’s Meh Car Monday, right?

Everybody else is bitchin’ at you but I’m with you.

I imagine it’s just harder to hide these types of things.

Somewhere, on a Breitbart podcast, Curt Schilling not-so-quietly wonders to himself: “Why couldn’t I have just retired with my career record at 88-14?”

Here’s the Deadspin approved tweet version:

Or NBA can just run a properly functioning minor league and let young professionals develop while collecting a paycheck. For fuck’s sake, why is this so damn difficult when they can borrow from decades of track record that baseball and hockey have?

If I could line up him, Martin Shkreli, Mitch McConnell, Milo Yiannopoulos and Stephen Miller I would just go down the line with a spade sledgehammer.

If I could line up him, Martin Shkreli, Mitch McConnell, Milo Yiannopoulos and Stephen Miller I would just go down the line with a spade.