Look at this middle-aged white guy. Standing there smiling, shoving our face in his middle-aged whiteness, just a month after a middle-aged white guy killed 59 people in Las Vegas.

more like Iso Revolting amirite folks? guys?

The fuel tank is actually under the seat, the ‘tank’ is actually an airbox.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

No matter how short, unfortunately, it’s probably ready to hit it.

Also, Colorado is home to two of the most consistently-good college hockey teams in the country, so there was definitely an audience for the sport (even if the current Avalanche management are doing their best to squash it).

Agreed, no sympathy for stancers.... but...

Here’s your flaming LeBron...

Completely irrational. Completely awesome.

Nope. It’s this one.

Be a smart person. Buy a 2nd gen Honda Fit.

Uhm... Sometimes, just because you think something means something, doesn’t mean that thing means that thing.

Better question: Would you hire Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed of the AirBnB where Trump was conceived?

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

Not to be a snob, but [puts on snob hat, snob glasses, and snob coat and tie) blended scotches are for homeless people. I would gladly take one bottle of Talisker over five bottles of Johhnie Walker Blue. Nothing says “I’m rich, but I’m also clueless and have bad taste” than Blue.

Here ya go:

Azor Ahai / A sword Hot Pie.

Aren’t all whites racist to some degree whether they know it or not?

There is never going to be another significant battle between near-peer nuclear navies. “Survivability” of any navy against a nuclear adversary is zero. As such, the build up of the Chinese navy, which still isn’t even really blue water capable, is irrelevant. They have nukes. If we are shooting at chinese boats in…