“I’m not sure I understand why the presence of marijuana would be relevant even if there was enough to cause impairment. Being high does not mean one deserves to get run over.”

Goddammit. How in the hell are you going to make a luxury SUV that in almost every aspect looks good, and then make the info system look like they forgot to even consider it during design, and then when they finished, realized their mistake and just went “Shit.....well, let’s just slap a tablet on it!”

You’re not suggesting that Dodge could fuck up peeling a banana?

This is fantastic. Not for the Indy 500 part, but for the spit in the face of Monaco.
Even if it’s glamourous, if it’s heritage, if it’s tradition... Monaco is shit.
It’s the worst race year in, year out, no contest. And this year, with the larger cars, it will be even worst, it’s going to be terrible.

ANOTHER ONE!? ANOTHER DEMON POST?!

I was starting to get worried, it had been over 24 hours since we had a dedicated post about the Demon.

Tom - I hope you have been paid by the word for all the promotion you’ve been doing for Dodge.

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about the “Demon”?

It’s too bad that batteries aren’t free of charge.

Why the hell can’t a human being not leave the snake digest its meal in peace. What an asshole. The snake won’t become any danger in the next two weeks as it is too lazy digesting the animal...

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Don’t forget your cambered wheel spacers

Yah pays yah’s money and yah takes yah’s chances. It’s called an adventure. It won’t be if there was no chance of dying. Americans have become such pussies. No one would have gotten on the Mayflower if they didn’t want any chance of dying. And if you get offed, then your friends and relatives will have an interesting…

Yeah, but as bad as they are now, can you imagine how terrifying running into any of these people in a post apocalyptic scenario would be?

You’ve got it wrong. Medium-rare is heretical, medium is anathema, well is the devil incarnate. Rare is acceptable for mortals but raw, chopped and mixed with a raw egg and some seasonings, steak tartare, is heavenly.

ford. please give us a 2 door fiesta hatchback. i need a second car

Legalize it - then this problem wouldn’t exist.

Does it come with a sense of failure and rejection? Or does that develop over time?

The answer to question 18 is NO TOUCHING.

The answer to all the other questions is, just switch your brain off and go watch John Wick: Chapter 2.

Go. NOW!

Ahem...