the only thing this is good for is scrap metal (and there is likely quite a lot of value there).  there is no historical value as there are still airworthy BAC-1-11s flying to this day

$1000 is fuck it money. worst case you can probably part it out or sell it on for more after a bath and a photoshoot.

even better part out the interior and anything else you don’t need and use it as a LeMons platform

what the everlovin’ dystopian fuck.

this farmer needs to be hooked up to the milking machine rectally until dead.

so, what you’re saying is that it is not a reliable car?

so, if you are running from the cops with a dead body, why would you, when ditching the first vehicle in an underground car park, move the body parts to the new vehicle rather than dumping them in a convenient nearby corner in the underground parking lot.

I mean, really. and were the body parts in the cab or the bed?

all my friends who raise chickens fervently assert that fertilized eggs taste better than unfertilized eggs (i.e. they do or don’t have an active rooster keeping the hens in line)

wow, I never really put 2 and 2 together that naming the Scion the iQ was a (not so) subtle nod to it being a Smart ForTwo with a Scion badge.

never mind the fact that the first bronco deliveries didn’t happen until about half way through the model year and they are still scaling production up, whereas Jeep had a full year of full production....

this is a dumb and stupid article.

given what my stepson tells me they ought to have a meth pipe as the state emblem, not a jesus bird.

why does the wind blow so hard in Oklahoma?  because Texas Sucks.

new mexico - land of abandoned shitbox by the side of the road.

I have seriously never seen so many abandoned cars anywhere in the world than I see in NM whenever I go there.

who are you kidding? 99% of these will never see terrain more challenging than driving over aspeedbump in the mall parking lot

hands down, this is the best license plate in the history of ever.

wow, I am culturally illiterate.

Cranky Gen Xer here. cutoff for Boomers is 1964.

but still, get off my lawn.  seriously.  I paid good money to have that mowed.

could have been laShodra Washington....

that joke clearly flew right over your head.  he probably should have used /s notation but come on, it was pretty obvious.

steamed ham? what kind of abomination is that??!??!

both of my cars barely tell me the time. 2007 pilot and 2010 civic with the basic radio. digital clocks that run about 2 or 3 minutes slow a month.

I survived the first 40 years of my life without a cell phone, gps, ipod or laptop.  I can live without a car with an incompetent and unupdatable GUI.

so this is more of a unibody design than the ford, which is more traditional body on frame....  would expect ford to come out with a single cab long bed work truck version within 2 years, but this is an SUV with a bed and you’ll never see a single cab version.

wow the front is fugly. at least Chevy is consistent with…