I suppose if fugly abortion with horribly misaligned panels is your thing then go for it.

and this is how you end up with people driving around town with signs on their car warning people to never do business with you.

call ford and tell them that they have just lost your entire family’s business and any friends you talk to for life.

your local dirt track.

well, after seeing them all, I can say that the first one I saw (the all black TRD one, which put me in the hospital due to continuous projectile vomiting) is the least ugly.

holy fuck is that grill ugly.  it could be a handsome truck if it weren’t for that abomination.

I am still convinced that when the Toyota designers were out drinking with the Chevy designers and the Chevy guys were bragging that nobody would ever design an uglier truck than the one they just designed, the Toyota guys…

yes.  typo....  

‘64 impala from Repo Man

airbags are most effective in conjunction with seatbelts. and airbags won’t prevent ejection from the vehicle.

wear your seatbelt.

except that the vaccines are just as effective against preventing death from the new variants as from the old.  there may be higher numbers of breakthrough cases, but the efficacy against severe covid hasn’t changed.

reminds me of a Heinlein story about a world where the biggest holiday was “The Day They Killed The Lawyers”  and all crimes were dealt with in a strict “eye for an eye” method.

two person whitewater kayaks are generally referred to as “Divorce Boats” in the community.

the point is, as usual, cute blonde girl goes missing, national news. anybody not a cute blond girl, crickets.

pretty obvious the boyfriend killed her, routine domestic murder. happens several times a day. but if it is a cute blonde girl its national news.

so, another case of cute blond girl goes missing is national news.

meanwhile when was the last time a girl/woman of color’s murder/disappearance was national news if she wasn’t shot by a cop for having the audacity to shop at the grocery store.

just like they extended VIN marking to most body panels, they should require it on all high theft components (airbags, cats, wheels etc.)

tampering with the VIN marking should be a felony.

not verifying the VIN marking when buying a cat should be a felony.

since there are no more dirt cheap economy cars anymore, I would say the most outstanding feature is being dirt cheap.

they should just give them a nice enema about 4 hours before liftoff and then a nice big shot of morphine about an hour before liftoff.  their bowels will both be empty and non-functional for about 4 days.

at what point do moto manufacturers start the Nurburgring lap speed dick measuring contest (or is there some other track that they use)?

why did they make it so fucking ugly? looks like the new one saw the Silverado and said “hold my beer”

I completely understand Holyfield’s desire to get paid, but come on there is no way this fight should have been sanctioned or allowed to happen.

Triller is making bank exploiting old brain damaged fighters by selling PPVs to brain damaged MAGA chuds.  both the company and their customers should be removed from society.

honest question: who actually GAF that it has not been updated since 2007?

is it a good car? yes.
are we lucky it hasn’t been discontinued? yes

why are you so hot to shit on nissan for making a good car and leaving it the fuck alone?