And she’s thinking, “YET AGAIN I have to pretend this idiot knows what he’s doing right now...”

the mission impossible one? nobody believes in that franchise anymore, everybody needs to stop trying to force that down my throat.

EXACTLY. can anybody tell me wtf grey’s anatomy is still on? did anybody really watch manchester by the sea? its like 3 hours of that white woman crying.

I would follow your movie reviews. I didn’t even realize I disliked so many acclaimed things by these people until I tried to think of counter examples. All I have is Superbad and Interview with a Vampire.

anything with tom cruise

You know what else was good but not great? Manchester-by-the-sea, La La Land, Silver Linings Playbook, Jennifer Lawrence’s entire career. All this to say, leave Black Panther alone. IDGAF.

Extremely consigned

Have I made marinara? No. Could I? Oh most definitely. I’ve looked at a few recipies, and I’d need to schedule some time on a weekend when I have the hours, but it is absolutely do able.

I think you’re right. In my experience (*ahem*), SO MANY MEN these days are shaving their pubes clean off.

My mom is Italian and she’s an awesome cook. I learned everything directly from her and yet I know I will never be able to match her skills with sauce, meatballs, veal/chicken/eggplant parm, stuffed eggplant, etc. However, my food is still good (just in a slightly different way). Thing is, her mother (my Nona) was…

That’s half of real Italian cooking.

Make (standardize, really) your own marinara before sporting off too much lest you become that Semi-Homemade lady brandishing a jar of Ragu at us.

*They’ve boned since winning gold, with medals around their necks.

Articles like this are why America deserves only sibling ice dancers.

Don’t you mean “articles about which teammates’ moms LeBron is fucking”?

The “We don’t know who leaked the sex tape/pictures!” statement always triggers my “You think that I am Boo-Boo The Fool?!... Mama” button.

I think the cynic in everyone sees this as a ploy straight from the playbook of Pimp Mama Kris. I hope this isn’t true, but this is how she made her family rich, I can see her doing this for her messy son’s ex to provide for the child without having to part with much of their own money. Sigh....

Listen, as soon as he shot his “girl,” I was thought,“forget this dude.” He embodies the type of attitude where he uses as much as he can and then discards them, and I can never truly get behind anyone like that.

How the hell do you forget/discount this woman? Half way through that movie and I’m all ready to be “Yes, My Queen.” anytime she says shit. Also? Give Her The Damn Herb! She’d have been all “Hand me my chakram, it’s the one that says BAMF on it.”

When I finally saw the film Saturday and my self-imposed twitter ban was lifted, one of the first things I saw was a Team Killmonger hastagh.