My best friend has been married for just over a year and is already contemplating divorce. She started having doubts after the first week. I think a lot of people just assume that’s the next step if they’re about the right age and their partner is a decent person. They just don’t realise what they’re getting into. I’m…

I love how when people’s dogs jump on you in public, they just say “Oh! They’re friendly! It’s okay!” And in your head you’re just screaming, “I need to wash these clothes and take my inhaler and Benadryl now!”

YES to point B, but my biggest problem is that so many places are becoming dog places. Like offices. Offices are for human adults. And coffee shops. And clothing stores. And restaurants that are indoors.

I love dogs. They are the best things in the entire world. LEAVE YOUR FUCKING DOGS AT HOME.

I just want that new thing of people going all Children of Men and treating their pets like children to stop.

Well, of course exceptions and all of that. Like, if my company owned a full building or multiple floors have an area that is dog friendly and have one that is not. Or, have it known from the start “We have dogs. If you work here, you kind of really need to love dogs.”

Bless this post. I love animals, but sometimes I don’t wanna be around a poop-dispensing saliva applicator imbued with fur-dank essence in some places.

I’m not anti-dog! I love dogs!

I was a lot more dog friendly before my mother turned into one of those people. You know who I mean. They take their dog everywhere but somehow continually fail to notice or correct the completely horrific behavior of said dog. She didn’t used to be like this. She used to criticize people for being so dogcentric.…

Some people are just inconsiderate in general.

I have a dog and I support each and every one of your rules. That is all

In my experience, a sizable majority of dog owners.

This is a perfectly acceptable list of demands. What kind of assholes have you been encountering who object to this list?

I love my dogs. I love your dogs. I love dogs I see on the street. I love all dogs.

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

You know what I hate? The fact that “pet friendly” is usually code for “dog friendly only, no other pets”. Notably for hotels. Thank goodness its been years since I’ve had to travel such distances with a cat that required a hotel stay, but it does happen (especially for moves) and most of the time when a hotel says…

And also most these places as far as I’m aware still have shit policies when it comes to childcare yet now everyone and their mum can bring pets in.

“Players only love you when they’re playing.”

THIS. Especially with the decades of sex education either under attack or just non-existent for the young ones.

Why is anyone listening to Terrance Howard?