... I’m not sure Keanu Reeves is a good example of an older man, since he’s either got a terrifying painting in his attic or is a vampire.

Also, look at him. I could believe a hot 19 year old would want to bang a 45 year old man who looked like Ewan McGregor (46) or Keanu Reeves (53!), but Dane Cook is a 45 year old man who looks like a Walmart Dad. Also his comedy is terrible.

For real, Rashida is probably like “dammit, Dad, did you have to go there? Also, gross.”

Right. The last time Quincy saw black puddy was when he was being birthed.

If my (real life) 36 year old sister spent her time fighting with people on instagram, I would die of embarrassment. It’s so tacky to trade an insult for an insult. If Kim wanted to be mean without sinking to Lindsay’s level, she could have said something like “hey, I hear you’ve been having some trouble lately.…

Thank you!

Kim......

He thinks he’s being coy, I’m convinced.

Right? Thirst /= confidence.

“...But don’t you dare think you’ll ever catch Jones cavorting with his fellow elderly woman.”

NBC paid a shitton of money to broadcast the Olympics. They’re not going to fuck that up by having Megyn host. As much as I love the Winter Olympics (I even watch the biathlon events) I would rather miss them than have to look at that lady.

We’ve all see her naked, so many, many, many, many times.

My grandmother would always tell me, ‘Old men will give you worms’.

Probably Shooting Dust, but

Someone call Rashida and Khadija and tell them to go get they daddy.

EWWWWWW BOO HISS 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Even when the misogynoir isn’t there, it’s there.

That would be icky fine if he didn’t stop to throw the elderly and/or fat women under the bus while humblebragging about how many younguns his bank account pulls in.

Should he have added “Black” to the list or does that just go without saying?

Neil Portnow: “Yeah. It’s not our problem you aren’t good enough. Try harder. Smile a little!”