I own 3 myself, and bought many more for clients. Her fabric choice has always been high quality and the construction and detail work perfect. I’ve never actually seen one that was flawed. Some of them over the years haven’t been my taste, but they are largely beautiful and beautifully constructed gowns.

In her defense, the quality of her merchandise is incredible. That it took a disgusting rapist to bring it to the forefront is incredibly sad and gross but the dresses themselves are exquisite.

“between opportunities”

Your charitable opinion of her speaks well of you. She doesn’t warrant it.

Insert Octopus nope gif. I HATE birds. I would be off of that plane so damn fast hollering for a refund.

Normally? Ditto. But in this instance, I’d be bellowing to a waiter for popcorn and give myself whiplash spinning back and forth between the two of them. I love a good reaction shot.

This may be the one benefit to working for dinosaurs. My company is all GRIT OVER EDUCATION so most of our management staff is old and started out at the bottom. They can barely manage to use computers. Optimizing efficiency would be completely wasted on them.

Same

Self-importance is a national disease.

Last time someone referred to distance in klicks, I was like, Michael, how far is that again?

I’ve been trying to get rid of him since the late 80s. Fucker is hard to get rid of.

I hate being this person, but good skin runs in my family. I’m early 30s and I use dove soap or Cetaphil face wash and eucerin lotion, morning and night. Chanel mask once a week. I’m phosphorescent-American, so I use shiseido sun block if I’m playing golf or in the pool. Not a wrinkle in sight.

“Dude, my CO was totally up my six at o dark thirty, my mom was pissed!”

People who are not military using military jargon are THE WORST.

I don’t know what i hate more, the whole schpiel or that I know what it means.

It’s not even a competition. It’s consulting and then everything else. At least legal jargon isn’t bullshit.

Seriously, there is nothing tackier than 2 women in their 30s throwing middle school level insults at each other. In the words of Naya Rivera, Kim, you’re somebody’s mother. Act like that actually requires adult maturity, babe.

Elderly to him = 43

It probably is, but she’s got to know by now, if she didn’t before, that she’s merely his walking ego, not even his preferred sex partner or even a companion. I would wager that the Trump’s terms fire considers her the help. And she also has to be aware that she’s an international punchline. Divorced or married, the…

I do believe it is.