“Listen, fellow White people”

Elizabeth II was born via C-Section.

She isn’t even famous on Jezebel. In fact I’m pretty sure

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

So Assange is turning himself in now, right?

I’m truly, truly loving the UK media who go “oh my god, why won’t anyone stop Erdogan” in response to these events only months after a fucking military coup attempted to stop him while the media decried it as “undemocratic”.

Personally, I was never bothered by the fact that she was in prison, and I wasn’t particularly swayed by the argument that her penalty was unduly harsh. She was on active duty and she willfully endangered the lives of her fellow men and women in uniform. That’s a big deal, no matter how much people wish to minimize it…

If only the risk to lives that her leak caused could be commuted too.

This just proves what I’ve always believed: bicyclists are history’s greatest monsters.

Okay to be fair... Drug Dealing in 1978, for which one was convicted and served time, as well as appears to be rehabilitated, isn’t that big of a deal...

I’m not joking about that. If he had used more euphemistic language, avoided the words (which was practically guaranteed to generate an inflammatory response), the reaction to the editorial would have been far more muted.

Nobody would have given a shit if he hadn’t use the magic words “ cultural appropriation” to describe it.

Not just any van, but three separate Rush inspired vans! Exit: Van Left (Exit: Stage Left), Vanisphere (Hemispheres), and Caress of Kreiger (Caress of Steel)!

This is why people hate liberals, and why all the assholes creating real problrms for women minorities poor ppl etc, get to get away with it...because idiots cling to every word and are so fucking sensitive about the stupidest shit. Lets go protest kendall jenner and pepsi...how about the war in ukraine? Or the gay…

So I pulled up PT’s rate card. 62.8% of their readership is female. Maybe, just MAYBE since about 2/3rds of their readership is female, they use females on the cover?

Is this a parody?

There’s only one good Robin Hood movie.

I’m fairly sure her fee from George Soros can cover them!

Just one.

His logic was, since I was a twin, one of us was expendable, as he had a back-up.

... or “dad.”