Serious our funny article? I...I...I can’t tell.

But now the family won’t get their benefit. I heard it was a free boat.

Maybe just make a good King Arthur movie. Maybe less creative licence with the lore.

Would be a whole lot easier to send women to space if the U.S. had it’s own launch vehicle.

If you didn’t know what a power bottom was, this explains things pretty well.

Go...to...the...POLICE!!!

I usually get a milkshake on my way home from the dentist.

How hard would it be for PP to split into 2 “separate” companies? One would provide abortions and related reproductive services. The other would provide general healthcare. That way it would be easy to show that government money does not fund abortions and remove a major arrow in the quiver of opponents to PP.

Think I’d rather be unemployed than work for that succubus.

Look up the sentencing guidelines where you live. Always make sure what you’re holding is under the amount that triggers mandatory minimums. Especially under the amount that counts as dealing.

Why haven’t laws getting rid of mandatory minimums been passed?

Sorry to hear that. How many of your siblings did he get?

Would you call that a ‘murdering necro-pedophile’?

Why isn’t the dean named?

I think murderers and pedophiles are the worst.

I wouldn’t leave any shit behind.....I flush.

Like I said, your world. ;-)

84 gallons is roughly 2 barrels of oil. I’d like to know the total amount of oil that moved through the pipeline. I’m guessing it represents less than a fraction of a fraction of 1%.

Meh, had an extra minute at work. Why bother asking?

From the headline I thought he was going to knock the kid across the room. Either way, still better than a Biden back rub.