My parents are old. My dad is in his 70's, and Mom is almost there. Dad has blood pressure issues, making him doubly at risk. They are blithely pretending to me that COVID is just a thing that happens to other people, so I don’t worry. These are the same people who wouldn’t tell me when my dad progressed into Stage 4…

I’m so sorry. And so glad my people are all safely dead. Mom spent 25 years in a nursing home. She’s far better off, wherever she is now. I hope you and your father get to comfort each other when his time comes, because the time of covid has long since passed!

Thank you 

This and this and this. My dad has stage IV cancer. He lives in WA state and we live in Chicago. We spent Christmas with him and I’m glad, but we were going to try and go back every few months this year – even though his treatment has slowed the progression significantly, we already didn’t think he’d make it to next…

Achingly beautiful and heart felt.

Thank you for writing this. I’m sitting here in tears because I have been having the same thoughts about my mom.

I am so sorry that someone else is going through this but it does feel better to know I’m not alone.

I dearly hope that the vaccine estimates are off and we can both see them again soon. 

“Trump Stump”

Can we combine these concepts into a screenplay about a group of evil ball-smashing feminist hags who develop a secret highly contagious black-magic-based bioweapon that will kill all men? We can call it “Coven 19.” I’m available to co-write.

I’m an actress, and after living through the nightmare of Me Too era scripts (think 21 y.o. Johnny FilmSchool writing a role reversal where the WOMAN is the harasser!!!), I’m now already seeing casting notices for screenplays about “Covin 19.” Because these dickheads can’t even spellcheck. I’m going to start killing…

I can’t help but think that the Republican/Evangelical “reopen everything already because FREEDOM” types are unwittingly providing data for many future generations of epidemiologists. I assume in the future doctoral programs will say “no more dissertations on the Republican response to social distancing and COVID-19…

Many top experts are saying all we need is Jezeus in our hearts right now to get through these trying times.

When did the Jezebel tops comments get so square?

Can they take legal action if I start calling myself “Reginald Viscount Molesworth”? ‘Cause that’s a damn fine title\name. 

I am perpetually gray so I’m almost certain you won’t see this but I just wanted to say that I love this so much.

When was in junior high, I used to stop by the feed store while walking home because they would let me snuggle the chicks

You can’t help anyone if you are completely burned out. You owe nothing to your coworkers. They will hire someone else.

Pin fails always make me laugh, this one in particular.

Yes, but that video is 20 years old! She’s been at the casino a long ass time.

Madonna already replied to requests to “stop”.