I’m still holding out for her initials being KKS -- Karlie Kloss-Swift.  

Qasem Soleimani = Franz Ferdinand

Have you heard of Donald Trump?

I remember back when she was in the state senate and was able to get into law a $0.10 per drink increase in state alcohol taxes . . . even back then that was a pretty gutsy move.  Hope she finds that courage once again.  

I would love one too... ‘cept I worry that I’d look a bit Chewbacca in it. 

Nic Cage in Wild at Heart.  My fave.  

. . . the FBI sucks, is filled with authoritarian blowhards . . .

Fabulous hair . . . and she knows it! Oh my! Thank you for sharing.

Lo siento.  My condolences on your loss.  

Is it OK for me to say that I love her hair?  Because I do.  

Trumplethinskin

Miley Cobain???

Easy-Off Oven Cleaner - the no fume variety in the blue can - rules for removing the calcified soap scum that comes from being too lazy to squeegee after every shower.  

Easy-Off Oven Cleaner - the no fume variety in the blue can - rules for removing the calcified soap scum that comes…

^ Amen that. ^

Every time I start wondering why Al Gore even bothered inventing the Internet, I run across a fabulous piece like this and my faith is restored.  Thank you!!!

I’m glad to hear that Deputy Thinskin is being prosecuted, but does anyone find it curious that the only police officers ever prosecuted for these shootings are either women or minorities? Or am I missing something here?

I also say down with the vape, but I’d be more than happy to arrange an intervention on that-eyeliner-gone-too-long.

Loggers’ boots . . .   or golf shoes for rattlesnake country?

. . . or dingos eating babies.  

Chalmers.... as in Mario???  Because only someone from AK would understand your take.